Tuesday, December 29, 2015

Odd Thoughts

So I was talking to my repellent cousin N.  Sometimes, I think he wants to impress me which I find odd because I give more thought to the shit I took this morning than I do him.  Honestly, the vocabulary I use is not to impress--this is the way I speak and think.

But one thing I noticed from our recent visit to Crackerville, was that it is very important to him that he is better than someone. He spoke of many races disparagingly.   I do not understand that mentality.  It is the basis for racism and all kinds of hateful bullshit.  I do not think it is very important to me that I am better than someone because I have lived in such a privileged bubble that I give zero fucks if you think you are better than me.  But I feel sorry for N. because that is a pain in the ass to deal with.  Please think you are better than me if that is what you need.

Because I have no fucks to give.

Monday, December 28, 2015


There is nothing sadder than an adult woman posting her coloring pages on social media.

Friday, December 25, 2015


We had to turn on the AC.

Wednesday, December 23, 2015

Coca Cola Christmas


Tuesday, December 22, 2015



Busy Minjenah

So in the last few weeks I did two Christmas parties for Kidlet, one for Chuy, participated on a committee for construction of a new school, saw the new Star Wars movie and took the kiddos to a museum and a playdate.


Watching the Nutcracker


Cookies to decorate

Wednesday, December 09, 2015

Kidlet Update

Kidlet loves Star Wars.  Her mind was BLOWN during Empire Strikes Back.

Also, she is in the middle of book five of Harry Potter and she is laughing at the book out loud.

I like eight.

Tuesday, December 08, 2015

Chuy's Christmas Thing


Sleeping in the sunlight


St Thomas is very sunny

Sunday, December 06, 2015


We are back from St. Thomas.

I would say more but I do not want anyone to be jealous!

Tuesday, November 17, 2015

This kidlet


Daddy's Girl


Minjenah has said

Quit calling your sister a bitch.  She has not done anything to merit that response.


I have to write in my diarrhea.  (She means diary but I think this is too funny!)

Saturday, November 14, 2015


Had our prethanksgiving.

Super fun

Super tired.

Wednesday, November 11, 2015


I was pulled over this morning for some reason.

The cop who was driving behind me ran my plate and pulled me over because something was wrong with my drivers license.

It was weird.

Chuy rolled down the window and said "Hi!" and then "Hurry up already!  I am going to be late for school!"

How can you not love her?

Monday, November 09, 2015


Chuy did not want to wake up this morning.  When I turned on her overhead light, she put her sunglasses on.

Sunday, November 08, 2015

My Cute Children

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Tuesday, November 03, 2015


Chuy can scream and scream and scream.

Monday, November 02, 2015

Rainy Day

Rainy days make me sleepy.

Sunday, November 01, 2015

The madness of a four year old

Chuy got an immunization shot.  She keeps touching it and crying because it hurts.  I suggest that perhaps she should not touch it.

She is crying her eyes out, red in the face and BAWLS "ALL I WANT TO DO IS TOUCH MY ARM!!!!"

Saturday, October 31, 2015

Halloween 2015

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Wednesday, October 28, 2015

Dressing Themselves

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Bad Dream

Chuy had a bad dream.  Someone broke her tiara.

Monday, October 26, 2015

I love eight

Kidlet has read the first three Harry Potter books.   She is breathless to read the fourth one.  

I love eight

Sunday, October 25, 2015

Minjenah's Random Thoughts

1) Crazy cannot exist in a vacuum.  Crazy needs an audience like a human needs oxygen.

2) I am living through the SCARLET L.

3)  I want to live a life where my wealth can be unmanaged.  Damn minjenah has so much wealth that it cannot be managed!

Saturday, October 24, 2015

Friday, October 16, 2015


Chuy got a bed.

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So we had to move some stuff out of her room.

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And I got the girls Halloween costumes.

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Monday, October 12, 2015

Busy Weekend

For some reason, kidlet had Friday and Monday off so we had a busy weekend of Six Flags and apple picking.

Apple picking was hilarious because Chuy hit the wall.  My friend commented that Chuy had hit the wall.  Chuy replied that she hit the ground.

Saturday, October 10, 2015

Sunday, October 04, 2015

Friday, October 02, 2015

The Night Before She Turns FOUR

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Four Years Ago Today

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If this was only King sized

Yeah, we would have this if it was King sized.


Mommy, I am making princess soup ( It is a scoop of melted ice cream).

Mommy, I made a poop tornado.

Wednesday, September 30, 2015

Post Bath Rituals

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Sunday, September 27, 2015

Long Rainy Weekend

My kids are driving me crazy.  Why do they have to scream so much?

Friday, September 25, 2015

Tuesday, September 22, 2015


So I had lunch with a good friend from high school.  It was great to see her.  Chuy told everyone, "My mommy has a friend with PURPLE hair!"

Saturday, September 19, 2015

Wednesday, September 16, 2015


I like what I like and I do not like what I do not like.


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Sunday, September 13, 2015


Boris Becker and Macklemore must be related.

The Matchy Girls

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Friday, September 11, 2015

Happy Kiddos

My kiddos are happy.

Tuesday, September 08, 2015



Sunday, September 06, 2015

Friday, September 04, 2015

The Feeding of Children

Do all kids need to eat every three hours or so?

Wednesday, September 02, 2015

Chuy's First Day of School

I am verklempt.

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Tuesday, September 01, 2015

Fun Kids

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Monday, August 31, 2015

Sick Chuy

Chuy puked all yesterday and today she was listless.

She ate A LOT for dinner though.  So she is probably feeling better.

Sunday, August 30, 2015



Saturday, August 29, 2015


Chuy is in bed when she comes running out to my bedroom with a worried look on her face.

Mommy, when I go to school, how am I gonna do homework because I don't know how to write?  I worried.

Cousin Love

My kids and my sister's kids get along so well.  It is so cute!

Thursday, August 27, 2015


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Monday, August 24, 2015

Cuties here!

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Friday, August 21, 2015


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Thursday, August 20, 2015

Second week of school

Kidlet seems to enjoy third grade.

But it only the second week of school.

Saturday, August 15, 2015

Big Kids

My babies are not babies anymore.

They are big kids.

I am SAD about this.

Thursday, August 13, 2015


Mommy, I have a secret to tell you.  I think Ava is beautiful but she is also a bitch.

Mommy I like to make pretend food.

My name has an S in it and an A.

I will bring a book to wead while I wait.

Wednesday, August 12, 2015

Tuesday, August 11, 2015


Mommy, I did not get enough sleep so go away.

I can make a dog fall down because you rub her bewwy.

Mommy, my throat hurts.  I think that shawklit or marshmallows will make me feel better.

Monday, August 10, 2015

First Day of Third Grade

Kidlet's first day of third grade was today.


Friday, August 07, 2015