Friday, November 30, 2012

Dinner Faces

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Thursday, November 29, 2012

Island Hair and Chuy things



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Kidlet is showing off her island hair.


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Chuy does not like anything more than protein.  She will eat carbs but what she really likes is chicken. I made cheese quesadillas for dinner and she picked off the tortillas and ate the congealed cheese.

Wednesday, November 28, 2012

BACK

Well we were in St. Thomas for the last two weeks.  It was lovely and restful, besides the 68 mosquito bites I got.

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However, we broke the baby on the flight home.  And nothing seems to fix her.


Friday, November 16, 2012

Break

Currently taking a break from blogging. Will return in two weeks with lots of pictures.

Monday, November 12, 2012

The Screamy Girls

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Send earplugs

Chuy can say

Chuy can say DaDa, VaVa.  And does so regularly.

But Mama does not happen very often.

Sunday, November 11, 2012

Pictures of Babies

So I never remember to take pictures of Pre Thanksgiving.  I think it is because I have too much fun.

Anyhoo, here are some baby pictures.


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Saturday, November 10, 2012

Pre Thanksgiving

We had our Pre Thanksgiving Party. It was fun but I am tired.

Friday, November 09, 2012

Both


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I can take a baby teething.  I get it, it hurts.

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I can take a five year old whining.

But both at the same time suck old man gray balls.

Thursday, November 08, 2012

Baby in a Box

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Wednesday, November 07, 2012

Debate

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It looks like she is debating.

Happy Soup Face

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Non negotiables


Yesterday I woke up pissed.  Chuy had taken my eyeglasses and ripped off one of the nose pads and ate it. She also took the earpiece and twisted it so it was 45 degrees askew.

There are a few things that really annoy me to the core.  I will pay any price to get them fixed.

They are
1) Raw sewage pumping into my house.  Yeah, this is my idea of hell. HELL.  Someone told me this story about raw sewage backed up into his washer.  AHHHHHHHHHHHH.  HELL!
2) Mess with my vision.  My vision is already compromised enough, naturally.  So if you eat my contact lenses or screw up my glasses I am irrationally ticked.

So Chuy knows I am ticked and she is crying and crying because Mommy is mad.

I went to get my glasses fixed and the guy asked how I got them so screwed up.  I explain.  He asked skeptically, if a one year old could do that.

I replied not only could she do that but she can shit nose pads as well.

He thought that was funny.

Tuesday, November 06, 2012

Nice Visit


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We had a few visitors over for soup.

Monday, November 05, 2012

Sunday, November 04, 2012

Saturday, November 03, 2012

13 months old

Chuy is 13 months old


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This is kidlet at 13 months.

Friday, November 02, 2012

Robocall


Attention Politicians!  

If you robocall me, I will not vote for you.

If you robocall me three times in a week at the same time that is my kids bedtime EACH FUCKING TIME, I will NEVER vote for you.

I am talking to you Chris Boedeker.

Seriously, call me during the day so you can wake Chuy's nap for a change?

Oh, and I voted last week.

And it was not for you.

Happy Kidlet

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She who makes mommy question her sanity

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Funny Thing About Chuy

For some reason, Chuy really thinks Mucinex commercials are really funny.

Thursday, November 01, 2012

Long Day

No pictures were taken because Chuy had to cry a lot.

CRY

So Chuy wakes up crying and goes to sleep crying.

And in the in between parts she is also just crying.

A nonstop barrage of tears.  You would think she would get tired but NO.

JUST. KEEPS. CRYING.

You know when she stops crying?

In a moving car.

For those of you who do not know me IRL, I do not drive a lot.  In the last month, I have put 1000 miles on my car.  To give you an idea why that is significant, this car has 9000 miles on it.  We got it in April of last year.  And we have had three road trips on it.

So I drive about mindlessly, wasting gasoline but preserving my sanity.  And I hate driving but I hate a screaming kid even more.