Wednesday, October 31, 2012

BAT GIRL

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First Big Piece of Pizza

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Tuesday, October 30, 2012

Blue Eyed Baby

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Fashion Pose

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Monday, October 29, 2012

Smiles

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Rough Day

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Kidlet had a rough day.  Cried in Tae Kwon Do.

Sunday, October 28, 2012

Dancing To Naughty By Nature with Daddy and Durty

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Little Gangsta

The last five seconds are key.


Saturday, October 27, 2012

Friday, October 26, 2012

Da Witching Hour


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Chuy and her screams.  We are used to it.  Kidlet gives comfort.

Thursday, October 25, 2012

Doing It Again

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Kidlet's Bad Day

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I got a call from kidlet's kindergarten teacher.

She had a bad day and was reprimanded.

My Weirdness

I really like pajamas for my kid.  In fact, if you are my baby, you will probably be dressed in pajamas for everyday wear until you can voice that you  do not want to wear pajamas.  And the set has to MATCH.  The pants and the shirt have to be together.  


Recently, my mother came to watch Chuy so I could vote.  By the way, I wish there was a way that you could be exempt from all political ads and what not because you already made your choice.  My mother has no idea how to play with a child so during the time I was away, she fed the baby and bathed her.  And dressed her in pajamas.  BUT THE SHIRT AND PANTS DID NOT MATCH.  And so I let her wear the mis matched set, but the next day I put her in the other mismatched set, so that I could match them up again when I did Chuy's laundry.

And I recognize that weirdness.  But I do not think I will change....

Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Magic Pose

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Bad Mommy

So I have to gate Chuy sometimes.

I would LOVE to let her explore the wonders of the world willy nilly but sometimes, I just need to make dinner.  Kidlet likes to come in and out of the gated area so we have one gate that is not set up, just leaning up against the door jamb (my sister did not know the word jamb until she was like 20).  Well Chuy tried to climb it even though I have discouraged her many many times:

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I knew it was going to happen......

Voting

So I voted early.

So I would like all the bullshit coverage of the election to disappear because I have already made my decision.

Tuesday, October 23, 2012

Bat Girl

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Baby Obstacle Course

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Chuy LIKES it!

Monday, October 22, 2012

My Silly Kids

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Sunday, October 21, 2012

White Grape

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There are White Grape Swisher Sweets.

What is next?  Chocolate peanut butter flavored?

High Fashion

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Eating Noodles

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Like her father, Chuy likes a noodle.

Saturday, October 20, 2012

Hugging it out

It has been a long day.  I am sick, my period started.  The baby is sick and grumpy.  The baby bit her sister so hard, there is a very purple bruise.  This caused tears from the big sister.  Then the little sister cried because the big sister was crying.  This caused the big sister to cry harder.

BEDTIME CANNOT COME SOON ENOUGH!

But my girls hugged the shit out.


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22 months


So it has been twenty two months since I have had a period.

GUESS WHAT HAPPENED?

Friday, October 19, 2012

Another Fashion Pose

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Snarky

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Fashion Pose

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Brought Me to Tears



And Katy Perry is awesome.

And Jon Stewart too.

Fuck you assholes who think that people like Jodi DiPiazza's parents should go broke taking care of their baby.

FREE HEALTHCARE FOR ALL!

Thursday, October 18, 2012

Dumbassery, thy name is Minjenah

So we are having fajitas for dinner.

And I am using some peppers from the garden.

And it is a crap shoot as to the heat of these peppers.

They can be mild, or they can be mucus membrane searing.

Well one of them was the latter.  There was an eyelash in my eye and I had the thought, "Don't stick your capsaicin coated finger in your eye, dummy."

And guess what I did?

Really, I play a smart person on TV.

My Kids

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Sex Pooping

I was rewatching 30 Rock and the phrase sex pooping came up.

As in Jack is sex pooping.


Wednesday, October 17, 2012

Political Calls

Has anyone else gotten the robo calls to elect this dumbass or that moron?

If it is a person, I say in a belligerent tone. "This better be a meeting, because I am important."

Then I hang up.

That is from 30 Rock.

Tina Fey and I would be great friends.

Dinner

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Tuesday, October 16, 2012

Right Before Bed

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Both my children get this burst of energy before bed.

Monday, October 15, 2012

Miserable

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When this little face is miserable, the whole family is miserable.

Sunday, October 14, 2012

Cute Chuy Things

Chuy can spend an evening kissing.

 She will walk/crawl over to each of us and kiss us.

 She can do this for hours.

I LIKE IT!

Kindle Fire

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Kidlet likes the Kindle a lot.

The best toys in life are free

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Chuy plays with the box non stop.  Real educational toys?  SCREW THAT.  Empty boxes are the best.

Saturday, October 13, 2012

Right Before Bed

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Chuy has to have a blanket bag because she kicks off the covers.

Friday, October 12, 2012

Stand

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Fashion Pose

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Thursday, October 11, 2012

Fashion Pose

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Not Feeling the tent today

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Honestly

Getting Kidlet out the door is an exercise in will power and lung volume.

Wednesday, October 10, 2012

Funny Things Kidlet Has Said


My heart is content.

Mommy, I do not like being ostrich head (ostracized).


The Messy Faces

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There was a bath afterwards.

Tuesday, October 09, 2012

Tent Play

Why do kids like tents so much?


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Monday, October 08, 2012

LOVE THIS FACE

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How to Die

This article made me think that more people need to have realistic expectations of death.


The quality of life is much more important that the quantity of life.

Just a thought.

Sunday, October 07, 2012

Does not like the adorable hat

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But mommy does. As did kidlet, who is wearing her princess slanket.

Saturday, October 06, 2012

Outside

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We put the fall garden in.

Kids were outside.

They got filthy.

Better when sleepy


I just killed a mosquito, in the dark, half asleep.

I cannot do that when awake.

WHAT THE HELL?

Friday, October 05, 2012

Grumpy Girl

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Chuy got her one year immunizations.

She was in a foul mood.

I would be too.

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Kidlet gave her sympathy.

Thursday, October 04, 2012

Busy One Year Old

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Wet Hair

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Wednesday, October 03, 2012

One Year Old

Chuy is one year old.

She went from this:
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to this:
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And Cee Lo Chuy says,
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I'm more Atari.

Want to see what kidlet looked like?  Click here.

Looks Like Daddy

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I love her so.