Sunday, September 30, 2012

Samuel, the fierce

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This is my friend, E's little baby.

Isn't he awesome?

Twins, hanging out

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Look at my HAND

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Saturday, September 29, 2012

Birthday Party

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We had a birthday party for Chuy.

Friday, September 28, 2012

My Girls

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Kidlet has been very grumpy lately.

Thursday, September 27, 2012

Must Scream


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Kidlet bit Chuy. There was a lot of scream.

See how Korean she looks?

We also went to an open house at Kidlet's school.

Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Watching Her Sister

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No one is more fascinating than her sister.

ARGH

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Pirate Face

Full Frontal Freedom



Politics sung by boys not wearing shirts.

You are welcome.

Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Coming Home

I got to do a focus group on baby food.

I never really leave the house so when I came home it was nice to see everyone's face light up.

Monday, September 24, 2012

Sunday, September 23, 2012

Naps

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Chuy has been taking a late nap and it is messing with her bedtime.

Do not like this.

Grumpy Kidlet

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Kidlet has been in a funk today. It is like she is going through a milder non pimply puberty.

Saturday, September 22, 2012

Red Hair

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Is it just me or does her hair have a reddish tint?

Blowing a Kiss

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She just poses herself.

Friday, September 21, 2012

Mop Head

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Thursday, September 20, 2012

Happy Girl

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Lola Chronicles

Lola got herself caught last night in an intricate manner that required me to think about it.

It woke me up and I did not get to bed until 2 am.

I feel like I am thinking through mud.

Wednesday, September 19, 2012

Explorer

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Chuy is in the explorer phase of baby.

Tuesday, September 18, 2012

My Sweet Kids

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Eight Years

Yohboh and I have been married for eight years.  It does not seem that long but it seems that I have been the mother of two much longer.

I love my yohboh.

Fucking Crazy People

So I am my local ethnic megamart buying shrimp for dinner.

The woman ahead of me is Korean and making goo goo eyes at Chuy.  Lots of old people do this.  And in an ethnic megamart, my child is amazing since she is half Korean with blue eyes still.  So I ignored it and loaded  my groceries on the conveyor belt.    I dropped something and it fell under the conveyor belt so I stoop over to get it and when I stand up the Korean lady is holding my baby and shoving some brown stuff in her mouth.

So I get a little heated.

I say, "I would like my baby back please." Rather firmly and slightly bitchy.

The woman says, "No, it is okay." and continues to shove brown stuff in her mouth.

So I reply in more of bitch than firm, "NO IT IS NOT OKAY!  GIVE ME BACK MY BABY!"

The woman looks astonished and returns my child to me.  And then sniffs, "There was no need to be rude."

Like the fact that I DO NOT EVEN KNOW YOU and you took my child out of the cart?  MY CHILD?  I would have gotten pissed if you had taken the SHRIMP out of my cart.  I did not give permission to you to hold my kid.  My FRIENDS ask before they hold Chuy so who the hell is this idiot to think that it is perfectly acceptable to take a stranger's child out of the cart and then start feeding it God Knows What?

So guess what I said back (those of you who know me in real life already know)?

I tilted my head and replied sweetly, "FUCK OFF!" and then starting fishing out the brown goo out of Chuy's mouth.

Monday, September 17, 2012

I heart this face

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Little Sister

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Chuy is the best little sister. Kidlet is the best big sister.

Sunday, September 16, 2012

Getting her nails done

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Yohboh did her nails.

Two out of the five tenets of tae kwon do



I just like the was she says indomitable spirit.

Getting off the sofa



Chuy gets off the sofa differently than kidlet did.

Kidlet was a get on her belly and slide down that way

Chuy is more of a daredevil.

Saturday, September 15, 2012

Lunchtime Crew

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Chuy and yohboh have the same facial expression.

Friday, September 14, 2012

Kidlet makes goofy faces

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Hungry Like The Wolf

Hungry Like The Wolf is on TV and I explain to kidlet that this was my favorite band when I was in seventh grade.

She asked, "Well, then why isn't it in black and white?"


I LOVE THIS KID!


Long Morning

So it is ten AM and both the kids have had meltdowns.

Maybe I need a lunch time drink?

Thursday, September 13, 2012

Anton Ego

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Her countenance makes me think of Anton Ego.

Banana Pudding

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Kidlet likes her banana pudding.

Scream

Chuy started screaming at 10:30 AM and has not stopped.

Four hours of crying.

I am giving her props for stamina.

Wednesday, September 12, 2012

Nightly Ritual

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This one has to scream a bit.


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This one has to play a game on my phone.

Just keeping it real

Sometimes when I sneeze really hard, I pee a bit.


I do not like this.

Tuesday, September 11, 2012

Silly Faces

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Monday, September 10, 2012

Serious Girl

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Doing Homework

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Sunday, September 09, 2012

Influences

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Kidlet went to a birthday party yesterday. She was very screamy today. Perhaps her little crew are bad influences?

Eyes Closed

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Saturday, September 08, 2012

Goofy Faces

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Friday, September 07, 2012

The Crazy Girls

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Mommy, we are the crazy girls.

Rocketship

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The Screams of Charlie Sheen

Chuy is upset that she does not get what she wants exactly when she wants. There is a lot of screaming.

This is what I imagine Charlie Sheen is like.

Thursday, September 06, 2012

Sisters

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Wednesday, September 05, 2012

Headband

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Kidlet, the patriot

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Being Poor

What do you think is harder?

Being someone who is poor and becoming rich or being born rich and NOT fucking that up?

Now the big question is who would be the better leader?

12 bags

So I have been slowly cleaning stuff out of kidlet's room.

I have thrown away 12 kitchen sized garbage bags full of stuff.

What kind of stuff?  Wadded up paper, used tissues, broken puzzle pieces, colorful flyers from the mail and broken crayons mainly.

You cannot tell the difference.

Tuesday, September 04, 2012

Love these faces

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College Buddies

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Nick and Jen

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Congrats to Nick and Jen.  It was a terrific wedding.

Happy Kidlet

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Monday, September 03, 2012

Kidlet with others

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Eleven Months Old


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Chuy is eleven months old.

Want to see what kidlet looked like?  Here you go.

Back

Well we are back. We went to a lovely wedding. I have a ton of pictures to go through and update later.