Monday, April 30, 2012

Pizza Loving Girl



Chuy was crying in her sleep.

One of her cries sounded just like Mommy.

Totally counts right?

Sunday, April 29, 2012

Lil' Scampy


Saturday, April 28, 2012



I like Chuy's hand on Daddy's head.

Friday, April 27, 2012

Whiskey Beer Water

Kidlet came home with a paper about her dad.  This one made me laugh out loud.

whiskey beer water

My dad likes to drink whiskey, beer, water.

Kidlet goes to a Baptist Preschool.

Did you know that

Did you know that I married the sweetest man?

Thursday, April 26, 2012

Wednesday, April 25, 2012

On Call

Yohboh is on call for his job this week. It is very tiring for the whole family.

The sick girls


Tuesday, April 24, 2012

The family


The Cute is strong in this one


I am right

Mommy is very tired.

Not a lot of sleep for the mother of sick children.

Monday, April 23, 2012


Kidlet is sick.

I predict a lot of mommy not sleeping.



Sunday, April 22, 2012

Nobody Knows the Trouble I've Seen


Imagine a deep baritone. Nobody knows the trouble I've seen


Nobody knows my sorrow


Nobody knows the trouble I've seen

Chain Letter


Kidlet got a chain letter this week.

It was for a sticker club.

Typical ponzi scheme bullshit.

The thing that pissed me off was how did they got our address?

Saturday, April 21, 2012

Sound I hate

Teeth grinding in my ear

Grumpy Girls


It is has been a rough week.

Friday, April 20, 2012

Weird Shit Magnet

There is a Honda Civic parked across the street from the garden and there is a acne coated young man with his head back in that way.

I am returning home after picking up kidlet and honk my horn and roll down my window.

 This is the interchange.

Minjenah: Are you okay? (Imagine a super perky yet concerned tone)
ACYM (Acne Coated Young Man): Uhh, yeah?
Minjenah: Then why are you stopped here?
ACYM: I just wanted to pull over.
Minjenah: Is your car broken?
Minjenah: Okay.

The ACYM does not provide eye contact whatsoever. He is looking very freaked out because something that would be pleasurable is being interrupted. Conversations are not a strong point, I would imagine, being in that way.

I pulled into the driveway and he started his car and drove off.  I saw on his side windows it said PROM 2012 in bright neon colors.

Which lends the question: was he paying for the beej or was it his prom date?

Thursday, April 19, 2012

The saddest face in the world 2.0

003 Yohboh says she looks more Korean when she cries.  Is it because Koreans know misery?

Wednesday, April 18, 2012

My Girls


Senior Rage

So this morning, I went to the grocery store. I have to take Chuy because I am not allowed to just leave her at home. She is still not good at sitting for an extended period of time so I put her in her car seat in the grocery cart.

I was leaving the store when this old man comes barreling towards me in a Buick. He is looking dead at me and does not slow down.

I scream, "Slow down, motherfucker." He hits the brakes and stops about six inches from Chuy.

He rolls down his window to apologize. Imagine thicker than Coke bottle glasses and a cataract in one eye. I tell him that he should consider paying attention when he drives or perhaps to quit driving altogether.

There was a bit more cussing that than.

He was taken aback and asked why I was so angry.

I told him he almost ran over my six month old.

He replies that he did not even see the bright pink car seat in the cart.

I reiterate that he should consider paying attention when he drives or perhaps to quit driving altogether, you dumb fuck.

Rough Morning

Ava yelled at the lamp in her room, "I hate you."

Then she hid instead of getting dressed.

Five is AWESOME.

Tuesday, April 17, 2012

The family with the dog

008 Gotta give Lola some love. She likes babies.

Monday, April 16, 2012

The Plastic Bag Lady

Yesterday, yohboh and I went to the symphony. BECAUSE WE FANCY LIKE THAT.

Behind us was an elderly woman who had a plastic bag in her lap. And during the whole performance, she crunched that plastic bag. She put something in, she took something out. She wadded it up. Put something back.

 For the whole two hours.

And the symphony is not like a rock concert where the noise drowns something like that out. The symphony is actually where the quiet is appreciated. But during the whole show, this crazy old bat played that bag like it was a musical instrument.

Sunday, April 15, 2012

My girls in fussy dresses


Things I like to do while pooping

I like to play Draw Something while pooping.

Saturday, April 14, 2012

Friday, April 13, 2012

Yeah, more sisters.


Thursday, April 12, 2012

Feeling Better


Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Still sick


Draw Something

You know you are playing draw something with a teenaged boy when all they draw is penises.


Both girls are sick now.


This image makes me happy and hopeful.

Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Easter Dress

. easter2

This is kidlet on Easter

 Taken from my phone so it kinda stinks.

Monday, April 09, 2012


003 This is the face of a baby who had a 103.5 temperature at 4 AM. 005 Sisters

Sunday, April 08, 2012

Happy Easter

We went to Crackerville hell and Chuy has a fever.

Saturday, April 07, 2012

Easter Eggs

Kidlet and I made Easter eggs. 003 She is very proud of them.


Dog Owners

This made me chuckle. Not for the dog I currently own, but the previous dog I had.

Friday, April 06, 2012

Thursday, April 05, 2012

Discovering the remote



The only people who drive Lincoln Town cars are old white people or young black men.

Wednesday, April 04, 2012


Isn't it interesting when the same group of people experience an event and everyone walks away with their version of what happened and none of them match?




Someone draped a hoodie over our mailbox. It was a black Ralph Lauren hoodie with a dry cleaning tag on it.

Tuesday, April 03, 2012

Six months old

Chuy is now six months old. 009 004 This is kidlet at six months old.


Kidlet whines around her GaGa. It the half life of the time kidlet spends with GaGa to get her to quit whining. She whines about her shoes, her bug bites, her water is too warm.

 It makes me think of my childhood where if I sounded like my kid, I would have been smacked upside the head. Hard.

 And if I whined again, twice.

Monday, April 02, 2012

En Famille


Sunday, April 01, 2012


Chuy gets solids today. 003