Saturday, March 31, 2012

My imp in glasses

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Boob Hat

002 My mother in law made this had for Chuy (I have to change her nickname because some of the traffic I am getting is odd). Even though the title of this entry will probably make for some weird traffic as well.

Friday, March 30, 2012

Grin

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Thursday, March 29, 2012

Tired

I got up at 4 AM.

 Thank GOD for coffee

Wednesday, March 28, 2012

Pictures!

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I want to fly

There are Hello Kitty planes. I want to fly on one.

Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Meltdowns

Kidlet gets upset at odd things.

This morning she was upset because I put a spoon in her cereal.

Yes you read that right.

I put a spoon in her cereal.

Am I an evil bitch or what?

Monday, March 26, 2012

Reception

We went to a wedding reception for this lovely couple:

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This is my favorite shot with Chupa:
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Sunday, March 25, 2012

The Dads

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Joy

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Sleeping on Friday Night at 8PM

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Saturday, March 24, 2012

Friday, March 23, 2012

You know you are a parent when

You know you are a parent when everyone in the house is sound asleep. At nine PM. And you are still up because you are a night owl.

At nine PM.

My little princess

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Thursday, March 22, 2012

The girls

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Kidlet is channelling a weird dance move, like Martha Graham or Twyla Tharpe

Wednesday, March 21, 2012

Thunderthighs

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Diaper Buster

I am reposting this entry because we are now in the diaper buster period.

The Different Levels of a Diaper Buster
As a baby poops (sounds like a weird soap opera), Yohboh and I have found it necessary to create different levels of the diaper buster.

There is:


Diaper Buster, which is a very full diaper that has minimal seepage on any of the four potential areas that could leak. I must say that the technology behind a diaper is very good that most diapers are in this category.
Diaper Buster One is a diaper that for some reason has seeped out of one of the four potential areas. This normally happens on the backside. When changing this diaper, one usually must change her shirt.
Diaper Buster Two is a diaper that has seepage on two areas. This normally occurs on the back and front. This also is a shirt changer.
Diaper Buster Three is poop seepage on three levels. This level three has never occurred. It is labeled because theoretically it could happen but it has not. This leads us to:
Diaper Buster Four. As I hope you can ascertain, this involves all four areas (Back, Front, Both Legs). This level of diaper soiling involves not only changing the shirt, but the outfit as well. There may also be a bath and the doing of laundry because I cannot have poopy clothes just sitting around. Those things must be washed immediately.
Thus concludes our lesson on motherhood.

Tuesday, March 20, 2012

The family does Blue Steele

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Southern Accent

Kidlet has a southern accent. Isn't that funny?

Monday, March 19, 2012

Sunday, March 18, 2012

Someone picked me flowers

Kidlet picked flowers for me.

They are worth more than gold to me.

Chupa Cuteness

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Bringing Sexy Back (where did it go?)

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Kicking off her socks

Favorite Meal

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Kidlet's favorite meal is still rice and beans. In fact, we always have some in the fridge because it is a quick meal that she loves.

Average Movie

We have free Showtime due to a promotion with our cable company. I was watching The Switch. It was an average movie. Not terrible but I have watched Lifetime movies that were better. The weakest point was Jennifer Anniston. But what was interesting was that the executive producer credit was hers. I think it is interesting that she did not make a better movie, by realizing she was the weakest point and found another actress.

Saturday, March 17, 2012

60 seems like nothing now



This is a fourth grader trying a bigger ski jump.

Friday, March 16, 2012

Evolving Schedule

Chupa has to sleep three hours after she gets up.

And you do NOT want to be in between her and her bed. She becomes very insistent that she sleep.

Thursday, March 15, 2012

Kidlet's New Favorite Song

Cutie

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Thunderthighs

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Wednesday, March 14, 2012

This day in history

It is steak and bj day.

It is also Pi day.

Guess which one made yohboh happier?

Tuesday, March 13, 2012

Glasses

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Kidlet got glasses. She says she looks like Liz Lemon.

Scratchy

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Chupa scratched her face this morning. SHE WAS PISSED!

Monday, March 12, 2012

FRAK

FRAK

FRAK is what sound I think my niece is saying in this picture.

Daylight Savings Time

For those of you who do not know me in real life, I am not a morning person. I greet every morning with disgust that it had the indecency to arrive so quickly.

Daylight Savings Time is one of those times that makes mornings THAT much harder. So my disgust level is even higher.

And I married a morning person who looks forward to Daylight Savings Time because there is more daylight. And I gave birth to two morning people as well.

And I have to say listening to my girls giggle to each other makes mornings less disgusting.

Sunday, March 11, 2012

Garden Time

Yohboh and kidlet planted some seeds so soon we will have snow peas, fava beans and sugar snap peas.

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Chupa laid on the grass for the first time.
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Saturday, March 10, 2012

The best nap

Chupa and I just took a four hour nap.

It was awesome. I feel so well rested. But I have that too much sleep headache. What is up with that? I think it is because you are dehydrated.

Friday, March 09, 2012

Sisters

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I love these pictures of my girls.

Sitting Like a Big Girl

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Thursday, March 08, 2012

Cranky

If someone is cranky, then everyone gets cranky

Wednesday, March 07, 2012

Daddy's Girl

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My girls

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Tuesday, March 06, 2012

FOB

Even though it should be FOP.

Here are some of my favorites, mainly because I can hear my mother saying them.

My darling Korean mother struggles to remember the name of the place my sister went during her last vacation in Peru. She calls it “Mucho Coochie.”

“Do not eat boba. It is causing cancer.”

Mom: Don’t post your pictures on Facebook people can use it against you.
Me: Oh don’t worry, I don’t have any crazy pictures to post.
Mom: Don’t post any pictures at all people can do stupid stuff with it.
Me: Stupid stuff?? like what??
Mom: They can make you naked.
Me: Make me naked??
Mom: Yeah, they can delete your clothes.
Me: Uhh… I’m not sure that’s possible
Mom: IT IS!


After my mom scared me with a fake snake:

Me: *screams*
Mom: You a chicken freak! Freaky chicken!
Me: What are you talking about mom?
Mom: You know. Chicken freak. Like scare cat.
Me: Ohhhh haha it’s just chicken, Mom. Not freaky chicken.

Pick Up

I had a roommate in college that tried to pick up men by talking about Rush Limbaugh. It NEVER worked.

It used to piss her off that I could get/pick up someone for her.

The secret?

I would insult them.

Like, my friend thinks you're cute but personally I don't think you can fuck your way out of a paper bag.

Oddly, this worked very well.

Which leads to the theory that men would rather be insulted then talk about Rush Limbaugh.

How movies are not like real life

You know how in movies women will cover themselves with the sheet when getting up out of bed? Like drag this big ass sheet around to cover the nakedness?

Who really does that?

I am a little person. Unless it is a twin sized sheet it will not work for me. And even a twin sized sheet is too damn big.

And honestly, for me, if we did the sex thing, I am putting your shirt on.

Because it is easier.

And it smells like you.

If I did the sex thing with you, I like your smell.

Monday, March 05, 2012

My Sweet Kidlet

Kidlet and Chupa LOVE each other. I knew that Chupa would admire her sister but I did not realize how much the feelings would be reciprocated.

Today, Kidlet was playing with Chupa and hit Chupa's head by accident. Chupa was crying because she was hurt. Kidlet was crying harder because she was so upset that she hurt her sister. Kidlet spent the rest of the afternoon apologizing to her sister.

Pictures

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Kidlet put the sunglasses on her.

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Yeah, I did it.

My morning

Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.

Emo Phillips

Sunday, March 04, 2012

He got some chicken

So I saw the Bitch, I want some chicken guy eating in front of KFC.

He got his chicken.

Saturday, March 03, 2012

Five months old

Chupa is five months old.

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Here is kidlet at five months old.

Hussies

The comments in this article are chortle worthy.

Whenever I go to pick up my whore pills from the pharmacy, it's always the women that give me the judgmental looks and stares. I always fight the urge to say "Look bitches, if you guys want to be knee deep in poopy diapers be my guest but I would rather just fuck and go on about my business."

Honestly, if people do not want to have kids THEN THEY SHOULD NOT HAVE THEM!

Friday, March 02, 2012

Bitch I want some Chicken 2.0

So the other day, I was getting gas and this man came up behind me and rasped, "You gotta dolla?".

I turn around and it the the Bitch, I want some chicken guy.

I get in the car, start it, and then roll down my window.

I say, "Bitch, I want some chicken." and then drive off.

Thursday, March 01, 2012

Jolie

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DBW

The Durty Baby Whisperer Strikes again!

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Here is his first visit with Chupa.