Tuesday, January 31, 2012

This is the face I get when I ask kidlet to clean her room.

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FAT ROLLS!

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Doesn't she look like a brawler?

Sunday, January 29, 2012

Earlier Postings

I post when Chupa naps during the day. Makes life a bit easier.

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Ninja

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Pensive

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Sunny and likes the dinosaur

Saturday, January 28, 2012

Hates

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Chupa hates ladybugs and pink cars.

My new niece

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This is Sophia. She is a few months younger than Chupa. Isn't she cute? I like her.

The Milk Chronicles

My boobs produce an alarming amount of milk. In fact, if I squeeze either boob a certain way, I can squirt milk a good three feet. I have actually squirted milk into Chupa's mouth from that distance much to her delight and kidlet's amusement.

I think milk squirting should be an Olympic Sport.

Or I should get out of the house more.

Morning person

Those of you who know me in real life know I am not a morning person. When kidlet was a baby, she was like me NOT a morning person.

Chupa is a morning person.

Good thing she is really cute.

Friday, January 27, 2012

Cooking

Kidlet likes to pretend cook with the Barefoot Contessa.

Baffled

So Kidlet comes home and has to clean her room. She is not really cleaning her room, she is playing with lip glosses that she got for Christmas.

She broke the wand to her lip gloss. She has spent the last 15 minutes crying. Because her lip gloss is broken.

I am baffled.

Thursday, January 26, 2012

Pregnant Porn

For my knocked up girls, this is for you.

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My almost FIVE year old.

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Those are sleep wrinkles she got sleeping in her car seat

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Blue eyed baby, tilted.

Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Forced Sterilization

This article is shocking. This happened in America. NO ONE TOLD HER! She found out later.

Tired

When Chupa gets tired, she screams her head off.

Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Picture Catchup

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DADDY!

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Lips and hips pose

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VOGUE

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This is what babies mainly do.

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This is kidlet self accessorizing. That is a flowered headband she is using as a belt.

Monday, January 23, 2012

This morning

When I got up this morning, I looked at my bed with longing. It was a wet yucky morning. Ideal sleeping in day.

Sunday, January 22, 2012

Rainy Weekend

It was a rainy weekend with my girls.

Nice and cuddly.

Saturday, January 21, 2012

Woman I want yohboh to bring home

If this woman offers to come home with yohboh, he should let her. I would get a new kitchen.

Friday, January 20, 2012

Elmo and I know it

Grabbing Stuff

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We are now past infant, entering the cute grabbing stuff phase.

Admiration

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I love the look of admiration of Chupa's face.

Thursday, January 19, 2012

I love this outfit

I got this in the clearance bin at Target.

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WAAAAH

So I made an appointment to get a haircut last week. I actually had planned on going to a salon, which is not something I normally do. But it had been a while since I had a haircut and I was beginning to look like cousin IT so I was due. I was looking forward to it since it would have been the first time that I was going to do something for myself since I had had Chupa. I was going to have someone else wash my hair, give me a coffee and relax.

I had to cancel my appointment because kidlet was wheezing and it scared me. We went to the doctor instead and we found out that this asshole named bronchitis was in our lungs.

I was talking to a friend about it and kidlet overheard. She burst into tears. Then Chupa burst into tears. I asked why kidlet was crying.

Because Mommy, you were going to go to a SALON! I WANTED TO GO!!!!!!

Chupa can now

Chupa can now pick things up and stick them in her mouth.

NEXT STOP THE WORLD!

Kidletism

Mommy can I have a gorilla bar?

What is a gorilla bar?

You know, it has chocolate chips in it and it is in a rectangle.

Do you mean a granola bar?

Yes, a gorilla bar.

Non Action Shots

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Alert!

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Brushing of the teeth

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Sisters

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Kidlet got a new headband

Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Being a Girl

This article sickened me. Being a girl is not worth shit in some parts of the world.

Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Goofy Ass Bread

Yohboh and I were talking about Subway. Yohboh is not a fan of sandwiches, unless I make them. Anyway, yohboh was saying that Subway has goofy ass bread. Whatever happened to white and wheat?

I have been chuckling about goofy ass bread ever since.

Stapler

We had to move our home office into our front room to make room for Chupa. During this move I have lost my stapler. I am oddly fond of this stapler. I stole it from one of my first jobs. It has a nice heft and staples cleanly through many pages. It is pleasurable to use this thing. I am oddly picky about my office supplies and this stapler made me content. So I have torn through the house looking for this damn thing. Since July, I have been sans stapler.

Today at Big Lots I bought a cheapo stapler. Because I had to staple some damn sheets of paper together.

And it was no fun.

Picture Catch Up

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Chubby Grin

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Cheeky

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Chicken Head

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Bringing Sexy Back

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Sisters

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Sisters both looking at the camera!

Monday, January 16, 2012

Lunch

All the girls met yohboh for lunch. I love my yohboh.

Sunday, January 15, 2012

Football

Football is boring.

Why do they wear half pants?

Saturday, January 14, 2012

Thinking

God likes Tom Brady better.

Happiness is

Happiness is being sandwiched between my two sleeping girls.

Thinking

I think that Tom Brady looks like Leonardo DiCaprio if you squint.

Which is what I imagine Gisele does.

Happiness is

Happiness is big sister dancing and little sister gurgling with giggles.

Friday, January 13, 2012

Bumbo

Through some clever money saving, I got this Bumbo for free.

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This is the third new thing I have gotten for Chupa. The first was socks. The second was a package of cloth diapers because she is so pukey.

Funny Kidlet

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So this is how I found kidlet a few nights ago. She is wearing a princess slanket and holding a few dollars and her favorite stuffed animal, Yee Haw.

Thursday, January 12, 2012

Picture Catch Up

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Nobody knows the trouble I've seen.

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Happy

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Happy

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Chupa's 100 days was two days ago.

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Kidlet was showing the presents she got from Nemo.

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Lovely

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The sick girls

Bronchitis

This is what we Smith girls have. The plague has a name, it is Bron Chitis. He is an asshole.

Sick

Kidlet is sick again. The plague is a living breathing organism that is in the Smith house.

Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Exhausted

Kidlet is testing limits. Being consistent is exhausting.

Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Sisters

Kidlet was not at the house. She was hanging out with her Gaga. Chupa was grumpy.

And when kidlet came home, all she wanted was to hang out with Chupa.

For yohboh

Monday, January 09, 2012

Charmed

Chupa smiled when yohboh kissed her.

He was so charmed that he kissed again.

And another Daddy's Girl is born.

PULL UP YOUR PANTS

Sunday, January 08, 2012

Ketchup

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Chupa's face is awesome here

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Chubby Grin

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Pretty Girl

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Impish and Gorgeous

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Alert

Puking

Kidlet calls puking puping.

As in, Mommy Chupa is puping.

Saturday, January 07, 2012

Please Stop Screaming

Dear Chupa,

Please stop screaming. It makes me tired. And feel quite incompetent.

Love,
Minjenah

Friday, January 06, 2012

Getting Old

Sleeping is my favorite activity.

I am getting really old.

Thursday, January 05, 2012

Promises

Kidlet: Mommy. Someday I am going to be an adult.

Minjenah: Yes you will.

Kidlet: Will I have my own house?

Minjenah: Yes you will.

Kidlet: So I won't be in your house?

Minjenah: You will have your own house.

Kidlet: Can I come visit?

Minjenah: Whenever you want.

Kidlet: Promise?

Minjenah: I promise you can visit whenever you want.

Growth Spurt

Chupa is having a growth spurt.

I am typing this one handed because I am nursing.

Wednesday, January 04, 2012

Three Months Old

Chupa turned three months old yesterday.

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She discovered her tongue.

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Kidlet brushed her teeth.

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She listened to her daddy on the phone.

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Sisters

Tuesday, January 03, 2012

Plague

So I am coughing so bad that people cross the street to get away from me.

Monday, January 02, 2012

Picture Catch Up

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En famille

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Big Eyes

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Sisters

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Bennie and the Jets

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All piled in the bed

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Looking