Thursday, June 30, 2011

Blueberry Pie Face

I like how the blueberry pie smear is next to her eye.


Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Couch Cuddling

I mean, seriously how cute is this?


Monday, June 27, 2011

Bibs and poop

When you are eating beets, I think every member of your family should wear a bib.


And how to get my four year old to eat beets? Tell her they turn her poop pink. Yohboh found this argument hilarious.

Sunday, June 26, 2011


The power is out. I am a hot pregnant hormonal woman. Yeah, no one should be around me.

Saturday, June 25, 2011

Friday, June 24, 2011

The Sassy One

The dresser in the background is the thrift store find that is for El Chupacabra. GaGa painted it.


Thursday, June 23, 2011

De Lovely

Mommy, Belle (what she has named her baby sister) is in my heart. OW! BELLE! Quit kicking me!


Tired Cutie

It's been a tired week.


Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Tired and noteworthy

So I sneezed during sex --Twice.

Monday, June 20, 2011


Ava went with me to Daddy's work. I had a doctor's appointment. She is a little princess. Seriously, who thought I would give birth to a princess?


Sunday, June 19, 2011

Busy Cutie

Mommy, I am busy thinking.


Father's Day 2011

Here is my annual photo's of Ava and her daddy together.

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Saturday, June 18, 2011

This made me think of 80's art by Patrick Nagel


Here is link to Patrick Nagel. He did the Duran Duran album cover for Rio. Yes, I said ALBUM. I listened to VINYL people. I AM OLD!

Friday, June 17, 2011

Punk Rock Diva

My kid was not being her little angelic self. She was a little punk rock diva.


Thursday, June 16, 2011


This is Ava painting the back of El Chupacabra's dresser.


Somehow she got a lot of paint in her hair.


Lola is shedding like a porn star does clothes. There are clumps of hair everywhere. I was thinking about vacuuming her. Do you think she would shit her brains out literally?

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Not feeling the pictures

Sometimes Ava is not feeling the pictures.


Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Daddy Love

Can you imagine how yohboh is going to act when Ava comes home with a broken heart?


Monday, June 13, 2011

Little Diva


Oddly Familiar

So I have always found Lady Gaga's music oddly familiar. But I like it.

Via Kottke

Sunday, June 12, 2011

Still Puffy

Ava is still puffy from the kitties yesterday. Which is why we will never have cats. That and the fact I hate them.


Saturday, June 11, 2011


Ava has an allergy to cats. She was puffy.

Shoot, It's just another Wednesday for me.

Friday, June 10, 2011

Day of Cheap Stuff

Ava, Gaga and I went shopping for a dresser for Chupa. We found one that needs some repainting but it kinda goes with the way our house looks.

Also, my blood sugar dropped so we went to Chick Fil A for lunch. It was Braves Day and if you were wearing Braves gear you got a free sandwich. I JUST HAPPENED TO BE WEARING A BRAVES T SHIRT so I got a free sandwich. I also got a coupon for my next visit. Also they had a promotion for the kids where they could bat some Wiffle balls. So Ava did and got a free cap.


And I used a coupon to buy the dresser.

GaGa mocks my cheapness but you know what? I like it.

Thursday, June 09, 2011

TV Face

I have the same face.


But infinitely cuter on her.


I think the loneliest I have ever felt is when I am around the wrong people.

Wednesday, June 08, 2011

Lola Love

Mommy, take a picture of me and Lola. Lola is my best friend that is a dog you know.



This is my niece. She can say no but not really mean it.

Tuesday, June 07, 2011


This is Ava resuming ballet lessons today.

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And here is her two years ago starting ballet lessons

Monday, June 06, 2011


I introduced Nutella to Ava today. Guess what? She liked it.

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Sunday, June 05, 2011

A person

Ava is a person who has opinions. Love her.


Saturday, June 04, 2011

El Chupa

This morning El Chupa is kicking me hard. It is PAINFUL and then I have to pee. This time, the kicks were so hard, I gasped and started tearing up. Ava yelled at my belly button, "El Chupacabra- QUIT KICKING MY MOMMY!"


El Chupa

El Chupa is a girl

Friday, June 03, 2011

Very Busy

Ava was very busy today. I have no idea what she was so busy about but she told me this multiple times.


Thursday, June 02, 2011

Her new favorite song

Hot Hot Hot

There is a bit of a heat wave in the deep south. The AC kicked on at 9:17 this morning.

Funny Tidbits

1) So when we went to see Patti Lupone, I got the dates messed up and though we were going on Friday but actually we were going on Saturday. On the way down to the symphony on Friday, I saw a homeless man sleeping in a doorway of the church. He had low rise pants on and his back was to the street. I saw his huge pimply ass in all its glory. I laughed hysterically. Yohboh wanted to know what was funny and I told him. The next day, the day we were SUPPOSED to go to the symphony, I pointed out where I saw the homeless guy's pimply ass. And GUESS WHAT? He was there sleeping with his butt hanging out again. Yohboh saw it too and we both were laughing.

2) At the baseball game, I had to pee (go figure- I am five months pregnant) and was in line at the port a potty. I hate port a potties to give you an idea of how badly I needed to pee. And this former frat boy CUT in front of me! So I yelled, "I know you did not cut in front of a PREGNANT woman asshole!" and he apologized and called me ma'am.

3) The line was too long at the port a potty so later I peed between two large trucks. In a squat. With yohboh and Durty standing sentry.

Wednesday, June 01, 2011