Thursday, April 28, 2011

Conversations in Crackerville

Crazy Old Grandmother in Law(COG): There is a gentleman at the bowling alley who keeps asking me out.
Minjenah: Okay.
COG: But I am not ready for sex yet.
Minjenah: Just because you go out on a date with someone does not mean you have to have sex.

And then I realized why she kept warning me that when my child hits puberty she will be a slut. Because COG was a slut who gave it up on the first date. Bear in mind, the last date she was on was in 1940 something.

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