Monday, February 28, 2011

Sunday, February 27, 2011

Sunny Day

It feels like spring.



Why do girl sweat pants never have pockets but boy ones do?

Saturday, February 26, 2011


Did you know I was gifted so much baby lotion when I had Ava that I still am using it FOUR years later?

Friday, February 25, 2011

Isn't she lovely?


Steamed Buns

I am on some medication that at times requires me to go to the bathroom urgently.

The other day, I was at my favorite grocery store when this urgent bathroom thing hit. So I go and while I am doing my business, my bottom feels well ODD.

When I am done, I realize what is going on. The toilets were filled with hot water. So my booty was getting a steam bath.

Thursday, February 24, 2011

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Ava and H.


Tuesday, February 22, 2011


Ava has been feeling a bit off from her immunization shots.


Monday, February 21, 2011


Ava went to the doctor today for her Well Child.
42 pounds, 42 inches, five shots.

Ava also called my godson an asshole today. She is so awesome.

Eating fruit salad.

Sunday, February 20, 2011

Happy Little Bean


Saturday, February 19, 2011


Yohboh was busily working on the garden and Ava went swimming.

Both were pretty tuckered out.


Friday, February 18, 2011

One of my favorite bits

I have always liked George Carlin. In light of the people who are trying to close Planned Parenthood, I present one of my favorite bits,

"Boy, these conservatives are really something, aren't they? They're all in favor of the unborn. They will do anything for the unborn. But once you're born, you're on your own. Pro-life conservatives are obsessed with the fetus from conception to nine months. After that, they don't want to know about you. They don't want to hear from you. No nothing. No neonatal care, no day care, no head start, no school lunch, no food stamps, no welfare, no nothing. If you're preborn, you're fine; if you're preschool, you're fucked. Conservatives don't give a shit about you until you reach 'military age'. Then they think you are just fine. Just what they've been looking for. Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers. Pro-life... pro-life... These people aren't pro-life, they're killing doctors! What kind of pro-life is that? What, they'll do anything they can to save a fetus but if it grows up to be a doctor they just might have to kill it? They're not pro-life. You know what they are? They're anti-woman. Simple as it gets, anti-woman. They don't like them. They don't like women"


Ava had her first playdate with a friend that she made outside of our circle of friends. This is her and Ana playing.


This is Ava passed out two hours before her bedtime.

Play Dates

You know what is cuter that one four year old playing?

Two of them.

Thursday, February 17, 2011

Funny Kid


Mommy, I got a wedgie, can you fix it?

Wednesday, February 16, 2011



Tuesday, February 15, 2011


I was watching TV this afternoon and I was commenting on the confusing story line and Ava said, "Mommy, the people in the TV cannot hear you."


Monday, February 14, 2011



My Peni$

Do not look at this at work.

"The governator, regulator my penis will smack a hater -PAUSE
And it's harder than a Now and Later"

That made me laugh.

Sunday, February 13, 2011

I have a four year old.

Wow, we made an awesome little person.


Saturday, February 12, 2011

Four Years Old

When did I have a four year old? We had a birthday party for Ms. Four year old.


There was a princess cake.

Friday, February 11, 2011


One year ago

Two years ago

Three years ago
TV face

FOUR years ago

The artist at work


Thursday, February 10, 2011

Great Day

There is this song by the Fresh Beat Band called Great Day. Ava sings it non stop.


Wednesday, February 09, 2011

Gift from Nemo

That is 400 + pieces of Lego goodness.


Very disappointed

Lola went to Ava's room and started to chew on one of Ava's HUNDREDS of stuffed animals.

Ava caught her and said this: Lola, I am very disappointed in you. You should not eat my toys.

I was behind her chuckling.

Tuesday, February 08, 2011

Ava and her boys


Monday, February 07, 2011

Going to bed

Do you see her?


Sunday, February 06, 2011

Big Girl Bed

Ava is now is a big girl bed. I ran my finger over the teethmarks in her crib and was a bit verklempt.

She chose the bedspread. She is a tropical girl.

Saturday, February 05, 2011



Friday, February 04, 2011

Thursday, February 03, 2011

New Toy

That is the funnel I bought to can tomatoes. Ava uses it as a megaphone.


Wednesday, February 02, 2011

TV face

This is a family trait.

Tuesday, February 01, 2011

Crazy Eights

Ava can play crazy eights, sort of.