Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Two Little Girls at Play

Seriously cute

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Monday, November 29, 2010

Ava says night night

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That is her favorite blanket, Green Blanket.

Happy Anniversary

Today is my sister's anniversary.

Sunday, November 28, 2010

Jalina

Mommy, Jalina told me to do that.

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I really think I may have to kick Jalina's ass.

My cutie

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Cutie Visitor

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Friday, November 26, 2010

Videos and the Symphony

Ava likes to watch videos on the internet.

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And she went to the symphony.

Thursday, November 25, 2010

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Twins

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Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Preschool exhaustion

Preschool wore Ava out!
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Also, yesterday this is how Ava woke me. Good morning Mommy, dumbass. Yeah, I laughed too.

Disgusted

I am so disgusted by the news that North Korea has nukes. YOUR CITIZENS ARE STARVING AND DO NOT HAVE SHOES!

I say we make a rule that when your citizens get to eat three squares and two snacks a day, and get to have electricity whenever they want it, and they all get two pairs of shoes, THEN YOU CAN HAVE THE NUKES!

You got it people who have little penises?

Monday, November 22, 2010

This makes me smile

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Sunday, November 21, 2010

Daddy and Child

I know that I have dozens of this photo but these are some of my favorites.

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We had people over for PreThanksgiving and Ava's favorite part was the roasted marshmallows.

Rant about the asshole who would not give up her plane seat for my baby

So on the way back from St. Thomas, Ava was seated by herself. Yohboh and I were seated together on a three row seat. We asked this woman who was in the other seat if she would move to Ava's seat since I could not let my three year old sit with strangers.

She said, "NO, I paid for this seat. I am sitting on the window seat. I am going to sleep."

So yohboh sat where Ava was and I sat with Ava. And I talked LOUDLY during the WHOLE flight so that beyotch could not sleep. Ava tried to sleep and I let her sleep in the middle seat and I was on the aisle. I would switched places if I was being nice but who is going to be nice to the bitch who seperated my family on my return trip? Ava kicks in her sleep and she kicked the woman repeatedly. I would apologize everytime, LOUDLY.

Also, the asshole would not let my baby watch the sunset out the window.

Who are these people? When I did not have kids I was always accommodating, especially traveling because traveling with kids is hard.

Not hungry enough

People who say that half a loaf is better than none are just not hungry enough.

Fussy Outfit

Ava loves a fussy outfit.

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Friday, November 19, 2010

Jet Lag

Ava is a bit jet lagged from our vacation. She keeps falling asleep early.

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Thursday, November 18, 2010

Happy To Be Home

Ava was a sweet little love today. I think she was happy to be home.

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Wednesday, November 17, 2010

I am back

I have been on vacation for the last ten days, which is why there are no pictures of late. It was a lovely vacation and I really enjoy my family. My mother in law has a condo in the Virgin Islands and it is a welcome respite to stay there.

My grandmother in law came with us and well she is just unpleasant. She kept warning me that my child would grow up and be a slut. I cannot go off on her but Yohboh did, which is why I married him.

Here is a picture of a rainbow:
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And here is my tired, tanned bean
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Glee

Ava has watched the season 1 finale of Glee a 100 times. If anyone wants to see her sing Marky Mark's Good Vibrations, come on ovah!

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Sand

Why is sand treasured? It gets everywhere!

Monday, November 15, 2010

Rainy Outlook

A rainy outlook is hard to be around.

Saturday, November 13, 2010

Patience

Sometimes I wonder if I am short of patience.

Friday, November 12, 2010

Old People

Old people require more patience than children. They are more stubborn.

Uneducated People

I think the main problem I have with religion is that it appeals to the uneducated who cannot find comfort in any other way than outside themselves.

Religion is bullshit.

Thursday, November 11, 2010

Jalina

Ava has an imaginary friend, her name is Jalina. Whenever I ask Ava why she did something that I told her not to do, she says Jalina told her to. Today I told her I did not like Jalina and Ava screamed like a banshee.

Thinking

Being patient to old people is harder than being patient to children because old people are not as cute as children.

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Not Twits

It has occurred to me that my last few posts have been like twitters but I don't twitter. It is really funny to explain to old people what twittering is. They tend to snort derisively and talk about what happened to them in WWII.

Mosquito

My flesh is like nectar and honey to a mosquito.

I hate a mosquito.

Tuesday, November 09, 2010

Benjamin Buttons

This movie totally blows.

Monday, November 08, 2010

Sunny Days

Sometimes doing nothing is exactly what you need.

New Dress A Day

I love people who challenge themselves. Like this woman who is spending 365 dollars to make a new dress a day.

Saturday, November 06, 2010

Ice Princess

It is very cold in the Deep South so Ava is a little ice princess.

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Friday, November 05, 2010

More Interpretive Dance

I really need to get this kid in a dance class.

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Thursday, November 04, 2010

Kate Perry and Elmo

This is Ava interpreting the Kate Perry and Elmo controversy.

Movin Like Berney


Seriously, who knew a bad 1989 movie would inspire a dance move?

Wednesday, November 03, 2010

Purple Rice Surprise

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Ava was surprised at purple rice.

Tuesday, November 02, 2010

Toy Story 3

I got Ava Toy Story 3 on DVD today. This movie upset her so much I had to turn it off. She was very upset about the idea of being abandoned.

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Monday, November 01, 2010

Wedding Shoes

Ava discovered my wedding shoes. She looks GaGa-esque.
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Voting Early

I voted last week. I think that if you vote early, you should be exempt from seeing all the attack ads, getting phone calls from people as well as all the glossies because I HAVE ALREADY MADE MY DECISIONS!