Thursday, September 30, 2010

Ava as Karate Kid

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That is a cherry jam stain.

Jimmy Fallon and Justin Timberlake

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Wearing Mommy's socks

I find this look adorable.

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She really looks like her daddy.

CHARLOTTE

Joy to the world
All the boys and the girls
Joy to the fishies in the deep blue sea
Joy to you and me

Charlotte


Give it UP, playa!

Droning on and on

Remember my long winded neighbor?

I had run to the grocery store to get some salt and pepper. That was it. Okay, if you must know it was Kosher salt and whole peppercorns.

I ran into my long winded neighbor. I left my house at 1:30 and have just returned because she would not stop talking. I started to walk away and she kept talking. She followed me down the aisle and KEEPS TALKING.

Don't you wish you could just be rude without consequence?

I would have said, "SHUT UP YOU OLD HAG. "

Thanks, Internet for reading. I feel much better.

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Preschool Open House

Today Ava was class leader because I had to bring in the snack. Her class had pumpkin muffins, Elmo juice (apple juice), goldfish crackers and letter cookies. This means she has the special seat and gets to be first in line all day.
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Then this evening, we had open house. Yohboh, Gaga and I went.

I live an Ava centric life.

Happy

Ava is a happy little girl.

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Sunday, September 26, 2010

Little Diva

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Saturday, September 25, 2010

Sickly

Ava has a cold. It is astonishing how much snot comes out a child's nose.

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She is still sunny.

Friday, September 24, 2010

Ray Charles sings the alphabet

Skinned Knee

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Ava skinned her knee this evening. Blood, snot and dirt and lots of tears. And green Jello. And a band aid.

Song that is stuck in my head




THERE WILL ALWAYS BE WOMEN IN RUBBER FLIRTING WITH ME.

I like Idina Menzel in Glee but Tracie Thoms voice in this song rocks.

Thursday, September 23, 2010

Portrait of an Artist

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Fall Thoughts

It is really hot today. When I think of fall, I think the color orange and the smell of leaves and cinnamon.

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Happy

Ava likes to watch movies in our bed. Tonight it was about polar bears. Ava does not like polar bears.

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Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Rio

So yohboh has a new car.
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I have dubbed the car Rio as in cabRIOlet.

When riding in Rio, I always wear sunglasses and have a hair elastic.

Conversations

Gaga: Ava, I am going to go outside to smoke, do you want to come?
Ava: Gaga, I don't smoke.

Monday, September 20, 2010

Not a good day

Some days are not pink buttercream cupcakes.

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Some days are hard.

Sunday, September 19, 2010

Orange and Blue

Ava: Orange and blue are my favorite colors, mommy.

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Wedding Anniversary Present

So every year, I get yohboh a tacky shirt. This is one of them:

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Saturday, September 18, 2010

Happleness

We went to get some apples and play today. Ava liked it very much.

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Anniversary

Yohboh and I have been married for six years. I like being married to yohboh.

Sweeping

Also, Jimi Hendrix shirt.

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Thinking

Is an ass load greater than a shit load? What about a butt load?

Thursday, September 16, 2010

Conversation

Ava: Mommy, the boys at my school are too shy. They don't talk.

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Call ahead

Yohboh: If you call before you come over, I will put pants on. If you just show up, I do not.

So if you want to see what underwear yohboh is wearing DO NOT CALL AHEAD before coming over.

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

She likes steak

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She likes steak.

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Daddy Love

Yohboh is such a good daddy. It makes him absurdly sexy.

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Monday, September 13, 2010

Story Time

Ava and I went to story time at the local library.

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Sunday, September 12, 2010

Bubble Tea

Ava went with daddy to get bubble tea. She was very happy. She likes coconut.

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Saturday, September 11, 2010

Soccer

Ava had soccer today.

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Remembering and Thinking

September 11 is the first real tragedy that ever ripped me inside. It made me think about believing in God because maybe that would have been a comfort. I was angry at our then president for not knowing what to do. His vice president, his national security advisor all had ideas but he sat and read to children The Pet Goat while the country was being attacked. Being president means you know what to do. I cannot forgive people who want the power and then do not know what to do. I still can't.

The thing that makes me tear up, the thing that just breaks me is the fact that on United Flight 93, the one that crashed in Pennsylvania, the one where 40 people died fighting back the crazy, sad confused men who wanted to kill them was before they took action, the passengers and crew decided to take a vote on what to do.

In the face of certain death, these brave people took a vote. It was their first action as a group.

Democracy works.

America works.

Thank you brave passenger and crew of United Flight 93 for reminding us. And all the others who are gone from that sad sad day.

Friday, September 10, 2010

Today

Three years ago

Almost Crawling

Two years ago
Daddy and Baby

One year ago
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Preschool Conversation.

Minjenah: Ava what do you like about preschool?
Ava: The playground has two slides.
Minjenah: So you like the slides
Ava: Actually, I prefer the play doh. That is my favorite.

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Ava also like lemonade.

Thursday, September 09, 2010

Faces

Funny Face

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Pretty Face

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Wednesday, September 08, 2010

21 weeks

This is Charlotte at 21 weeks

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She is sunny.

Spaghetti

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This kid loves spaghetti.

Tuesday, September 07, 2010

First Day of Preschool

Today was Ava's first day of preschool.

When I dropped her off she was so excited until I saw her in my rear view mirror and she was pouting because Mommy left.

Ava was so excited when I picked her up, "Mommy, mommy! I had so MUCH FUN!"

And afterwards she kept saying, "Criss cross, applesauce."

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And she took a nap for the first time in a year.

Monday, September 06, 2010

Pizza Maker

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Ava loves pizza night.

Sunday, September 05, 2010

Blue Lips

Ava's lips are blue because of the blueberry muffins.

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Saturday, September 04, 2010

Happy

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My happy little bean

Friday, September 03, 2010

Slow Day

Ava and I hung out a home today. It was nice.

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Thursday, September 02, 2010

Weird Week

Yohboh's car is totalled out.

I have a wicked eye infection that prevents me from wearing contact lenses. No contacts=no driving.

I don't know him

Ava had orientation for preschool today. It is a church preschool. Yohboh and I are not religious people but this school is close by and it has a good program. We met with the teachers today.

When we left, one teacher said, "Good bye, Ava. Jesus loves you."

Ava replied, "Why? I don't know him."

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Wednesday, September 01, 2010

Scrubs

So Ava has had these scrubs since she was born. Someone gave them to us and now they fit. Doesn't she look cute?

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A HUGE hit at yohboh's work today.

Charlotte

Here is my lovely niece Charlotte at 20 weeks, posing to highlight her newly acquired chubby rolls, which I adore. I love the fat roll on a baby.

Charlotte

Here is Ava and her auntie when Ava was 20 weeks old.