Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Hair

People love Ava's hair

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Slutty Costumes

I got an email from this site that has a large selection of slutty costumes.

I particularly like sexy cop, sexy nurse and kitty costume. They seem to come from the same seamstress.


My favorite site for slutty costumes is Trashy Lingerie. And for the shoes.

Peacock


Don't look at this at work.

Dance Moves in Film



Found Via Kottke

Monday, August 30, 2010

Tomahawk Chop

This is Ava halfway through a tomahawk chop.

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Sunday, August 29, 2010

Crazy Day

Our little family went to a Braves game.

Ava fell on an escalator.

I spilled mustard on a woman who left because I spilled mustard on her. I am sorry lady! She was wearing a halter so I got it on her skin and wiped it down quickly.

Yohboh got in a car accident that was not his fault.

But the Braves won.

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Ava is a pro at a Braves game.

Saturday, August 28, 2010

Busy Day

equals sleeping on Daddy

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Friday, August 27, 2010

Yohboh, philosopher

Yohboh on watching the Jersey Shore: The Situation is much more contemplative this season in the confessional.
Minjenah: What?
Yohboh: I think this season with be known as the Situation, the Thinker.

Burger

This is the first hamburger Ava has ever eaten completely.

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Popsicle

So this is Ava after eating a popsicle.
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I gotta wonder how the popsicle got in between her eyebrows.

Korean Parents



Korean parents for sale
You say you need a little discipline
Someone to whip you into shape
They'll be strict but they'll be fair
Look at the numbers
That's all I ask
Who's at the head of every class?
You really think they're smarter than you are
They just work their asses off
Their parents make them do it

Thursday, August 26, 2010

Shy Girl

Ava: Hi, I am Princess Ava. I am three years old. I like cupcakes.

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Wednesday, August 25, 2010

On this day

Today:
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One year ago:
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Two years ago:
SCRUNCH

Three years ago:
sunday hair

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

New Bathing Suit

RETRO!

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Monday, August 23, 2010

Sweetness

Yohboh does not get why I like these shots so much.

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I see you driving 'round town with the girl I love



Do not look at this at work.

Found via Kottke

Sunday, August 22, 2010

How to watch Dragon Ball Z Kai

You sit in your daddy's lap.

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Saturday, August 21, 2010

Ava likes apps

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Friday, August 20, 2010

Happiness is a cupcake

Happiness is decorating cupcakes with sprinkles.

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Thursday, August 19, 2010

Ribs

The kidlet likes ribs.





The best part? Kissing all the Barbecue sauce up.

Chut

Wonderful Chut came by to fix the virus on my computer. Love him. So does Ava.

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Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Fucking Insurance Companies

So I was on the phone for two hours with my insurance company. I was also on their computer system.

Somehow, I got a virus on my computer.

I think it was the insurance company that put it on there.

FUCKERS!

Charlotte

I like her face here.

Charlotte

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Nightly Ritual

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Monday, August 16, 2010

Busy Day

Ava visited Daddy at work and went to a Braves game.
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Which makes for a grumpy princess.

Sunday, August 15, 2010

My kidlet

I love having conversations with Ava. They are so circuitious. And funny.

Ava: Mommy, I love Publix.
Minjenah: Why?
Ava: Because Publix is green. And they have rocket ships that are green.
Minjenah: So you like the green rocketships?
Ava: Mommy-I already SAID THAT!


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Sunday Morning

This song makes me think of late waking, nookie and breakfast in bed.

Saturday, August 14, 2010

Zachary Levi sings

Sometimes YouTube surprises you.



And then Chuck can actually sing:


Flabbergasting.

Birthday Party Fun

Ava went to a birthday party.

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And there was chocolate cake.

Falcons

So I went to Falcon's game. It was boring. I wish I had brought a book.

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And I missed this little thing.

Thursday, August 12, 2010

Haircut

I got a haircut today. And a pedi. I enjoy being a girl.

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ME TOO!

Thinking and paranoia

You know what would be a good commercial for a sunscreen? If they had vampires wear it and be in the sun. Vampires are very popular.

Also this site is making me all paranoid about sunscreen. Apparently it is not enough that it blocks out the sun's rays.

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Jason Schwartzman And Michael Cera Do The Weather

Gansta Face





Gangsta face, grumpy face and bad guy face are remarkably similar.

SSS

So I have always had a thing for A Rod.

I have!

I know he is a bit of a little bia bia since he did Madonnna and then divorced his wife. Then went on to Kate Hudson and then Cameron Diaz. I know he is a bit of a ho bag. Not to mention the juicing.

I HAVE LIKED HIM SINCE HE WAS ON THE MARINERS! He also has the NICEST ass in The Show. Juicing does not give you the Power Ass.

So I would totally do him now but then not admit to it. He is my SSS- Secret Shameful Sex.

Zucchini

I ripped out all the zucchini plants since the fucking squash borer won.

You may have won the battle squash borer but I will win the war.

I will get every poison out there to annihilate your ass.

I will see to the deaths of your children so there will be no more generations of you fuckers eating my vegetables.

Call me the Squash Borer Executioner.

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Grumpy

Mommy I am grumpy.

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This is also a "Mommy I am a bad guy" face.

Monday, August 09, 2010

So 1986

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Yeah, look at the woman's pants. They start right under the boobs. The 80's were not a belly button friendly world.

Thinking Face

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Sunday, August 08, 2010

Costume

I forgot about this and pulled it out much to Ava's delight.

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NEW SHOWERHEAD

This made me happy.

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Saturday, August 07, 2010

Happy

This is happy:

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Movies

Lately, yohboh and I have been going to the movies during the hottest part of the day. It's like a date or something with my cute yohboh.

Friday, August 06, 2010

Geeks

Being the daughter of geeks, Ava has to like Star Wars.

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Ava's new favorite song

This is Ava's favorite song.

She raps the Snoop part:
Heat in the kitchen
Pot on the stove

Meet Me at the Ice Cream Truck



Don't look at this at work.

Thursday, August 05, 2010

Today

Three years ago

Ava on Daddy

Two years ago

On Daddy

One year ago

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Ava and Daddy

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Wednesday, August 04, 2010

Mustache

Ava is wearing a strawberry, kiwi, apple and peach juice mustache.

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Tuesday, August 03, 2010

Hair Brushing

I think this is so sweet. Does any other dad brush his daughter's hair?

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Pretty

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Ava and I had a busy day where many people told me how pretty my child was.

Sunday, August 01, 2010

Tattoo

Ava has a temp tattoo on her forehead.

This is what happens when GaGa is in charge.

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Cross Marketing

So I think that the people who sell the 3 minute legs and the shake weight should join forces.