Wednesday, June 30, 2010


It has been raining off and on today. But Ava made it sunny.



Ava: Mommy, Wow Wow Wubbzy is in big trouble!
Minjenah: Oh no! We should help him. What should we do?
Ava (thinks for a moment): We should get a TV show.

Tuesday, June 29, 2010


Ava of the many faces. Here is one:



So I am picking things from the garden pretty frequently. Everytime I am outside one of my neighbors comes by to tell me how nice the garden is. Then they mention that they would love to have some.

I tell them if they want some, they are more that welcome to pick it themselves.

Surprisingly, there have been no takers.

Lazy people, go eat your tomatoes from Kroger.

Monday, June 28, 2010

Sunday, June 27, 2010


The kidlet likes blueberry pie:


Saturday, June 26, 2010



Air Conditioning

I love air conditioning.

Friday, June 25, 2010

Raising a reader


Thursday, June 24, 2010

TV Face


Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Charlotte in a dress

The K. daughters like their dresses.


Bad Day

Ava and I had a bad day. Hopefully, tomorrow will be better.


Tuesday, June 22, 2010


Mommy, I am a superhero.


Monday, June 21, 2010

Ava likes biscuits


Yes I do!

Zucchini Thief

A few days ago, I wasa spraying pesticide to kill those evil little squash borers. While doing so, I noticed a few zucchini that were ripe for picking. So I did pick them but I put them on the patio table to remind myself to wash them really well.

And I left them out overnight.

The following day, I noticed they were missing.

Did someone steal three zucchini?

If so, why not pick some more?

Sunday, June 20, 2010

Father's Day

Today is Father's Day.

Here are the yearly photos of Ava and her Daddy.

Get the flash player here:

And here they are today:

Yohboh is a good Daddy.

Saturday, June 19, 2010


Ava, Yohboh and I went to visit:

this crazy guy and his new baby
and his little boy.
Ava enjoys herself very much.

Friday, June 18, 2010

Pretend Play

Ava likes to play pretend. She has four kids and goes to school.


Swagga Wagon

Yohboh showed me this recently:


So I am now in battle with the stupid fugly squash borer. They have gotten three of my plants.
This article indicates this could take years.....


Thursday, June 17, 2010


Lesbians who look like Justin Bieber.

Actually, all these lesbians could kick Justin's sorry ass.

Yellow Dress

My daughter is a girly girl.


Squash Borer

Death to all the squash borers!

They are nasty little fuckers!

Wednesday, June 16, 2010


I don't know how, but my child gets sour cream everywhere.

Stuck In my Head

This song has been stuck in my head for three days. I could not remember the title of it but that it was a Cure song and that the final line is, "It's just the way I smile."

What did you do before the internet? Rack your brain for a song and never know if it was the right one.

Quit Messing with my Head

A brontosaurus is not a dinosaur.

My world is rocked.

Ava at three

So yesterday, Ava asked to eat her breakfast in front of the TV. I said no and then she bopped me in the hip.

Three is tough.

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Word to the motherboard

Somehow another our motherboard is dead. Posting will be light.

Monday, June 14, 2010



You Fucking Bitch

Found Via Kia on Facebook....

Sunday, June 13, 2010

Birthday Party

Ava went to a birthday party and this is the dress she wore:


This was the birthday boy:

And here is his baby sister:

And here is a cute baby I just liked:

My Crazy Drunk Father In Law

I have not really discussed my father in law much lately because he is out of the picture. Last year, my mother in law and he broke up. A house is in the process of being sold because of this dissolution and yohboh and my mother in law were at this house emptying and cleaning out the attic.

Ava and I were there happily swimming in the pool when some random person came by. His name was Jack or Skip or some such name and he was looking for my father in law. Let's call my father in law Marty because that is his name. Skip/Jack claimed to know Marty for 40 years or so. To be blunt, Skip/Jack does not look like someone I would know because he looks like a junkie. We told him that Marty no longer lived there and what his contact information was. Skip/Jack then went through the dumpster and picked out a few things to take to Marty including yohboh's old trophies, not knowing that the man who was there was yohboh.

Skip or Jack went to another friend of Marty's with this trash and mentioned he wanted to return the trophies to Marty's son. This other friend told the junkie man WHERE I LIVE so he could drop by the trophies that yohboh threw away. .

I immediately called Marty and blasted him that this Skip/Jack person knew where I was raising my child. Marty explained that he knew all about this fellow coming by because Marty did not want any of his precious shit thrown away so he had Skip/Jack drop by. I said that I did not give shit about that, but I had a problem with some random knowing where I lived.

Marty seemed befuddled.


Ava in her soccer uniform.


Saturday, June 12, 2010


Three years ago:

Two years ago:
COY and innocent

One year ago:


Yes, I have a niece. And she is awesome.


New Dress

Ava did pick this dress out herself.


Thursday, June 10, 2010


Can't read my no one can read my

Wednesday, June 09, 2010

Golden Girls Porno

Yep I went there.

Found via D listed.


I had a very trying day with my child. I am not liking three of late.


Tuesday, June 08, 2010

Eating Corn

Yes she ate that whole ear.


Monday, June 07, 2010


So the BP Public Relations Twitter feed is amusing:

We're paying Google a lot of money to make sure you only have access to the best possible info on the oil spill: our info.

Look, cut us some slack. We've kinda just been winging this whole "deepwater drilling" thing.

.Safety is our primary concern. Well, profits, then safety. Oh, no- profits, image, then safety, but still- it's right up there

Silly shoes

Ava did this:



I do not understand the appeal of a romper. When you are a baby, yes it is cute. As a child or adult, you have to take it ALL OFF to go pee.....

Maybe this gives you the insight that I pee a lot.

Sunday, June 06, 2010


Mommy, I like white polka dots on my blue dress.

Soccer Camp

Ava started soccer camp today. She really liked it.


Friday, June 04, 2010

I am a good helper


Mommy, I always make pizza with you. I am a good helper.

Poop Lover

Part of the joys of parenthood is the potty training. So when Ava poops, we make a big deal. Today, Ava took a poop. She said, "Mommy, you cannot fwush my poop. Daddy has to see it when he comes home. So don't fwush it, pwomise?"

Our child thinks we are two giant poop loving fools.

Thursday, June 03, 2010



Look at those sunglasses, Mommy. They are beautiful.

Charlotte as Buddha



Wednesday, June 02, 2010

Mommy take a picture of my shoes, because they are siwwy.



I am so tired! Ava is wearing me out with her smart sassy little self.


See how the sunglasses and the dress match? I did not do that!


She did!