Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Ava got new sunglasses

This is my new favorite chair.

I like it!

I got new sunglasses.

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Stool Scale

I am obsessed with poop but apparently Bristol is more obsessed.


My grandmother in law is not well.


Ava wore bell bottoms

I don't know where my mother finds these outfits.

How Many Five Year Olds I could Take in a fight


Ten, my ass. I can barely keep up with my Godson.

What I should get Yohboh for the next major gift giving period

A Prime Rib Cart

He would just make the cart his table. Yes he would.

Ben Fry is so cool!

He made this chart showing the relation of salaries paid to performance of the MLB.

Monday, April 28, 2008

Hip Hip Hooray

Hip Hip Hooray
The Super Readers save the day

This song has been in my head for three weeks.


Ava the independent

I like to do things by myself.

I am playing in my toys by myself.

I am reading by myself.


My mother likes to sit on the futon with the baby in her lap. She does not play with my baby.

I mention that it would be a good idea if during the time she is here she plays with
the baby.

She replies that they are playing.


When did pimpery become the trend at the prom?

What is going to be trendy when my baby goes to the prom?

Sunday, April 27, 2008

Foodie Obsession

This is my new favorite hot sauce. It is so good on everything. Like kimbop, asparagus, fries.

These are deep fried beef ribs. Yohboh made them. Yes, they were good.

Sitting on the coffee table.


You cannot resist my baby

So when we went to trivia, we were with Tom and Durty. When we were leaving, Ava made her kissy noise and face. Durty readliy complied with a smooch. Tom tried to resist but succumbed to the cuteness that is the Avanator.

Yohboh's favorite spice

Yohboh's favorite spice is cumin. Why? It smells like sex.

Saturday, April 26, 2008

My Baby is such a cutie

My two big loves hanging out.

My girl and her dog.

See how clever she is getting her water cup.


I think the people who want to end childhood hunger and the people who want to end childhood obesity should get together for a meeting of the minds and resources.

Friday, April 25, 2008

Long Day

Sometimes, being a mom is a lot less fun than you think it will be.

Ava playing with her tea set. Does she look older in this photo or is it just me?

BIG HUGS with Teletubbies.

Thursday, April 24, 2008

Ava is awesome

Today, Ava ate a lot of kimbop.

This will make my mother so happy.

Kimbop is good!


Ava just spun around in a circle to make herself dizzy. How cute is that?

Lube at Target

So I was at Target today, doing my clearance bin finds when I happen upon a large selection of lube.

As a woman who cannot resist a bargain, especially on a commodity that I would use, I investigate. There are many selections including this one in passion fruit. They also had cherry flavor. They were for fifty percent off. I did not buy one, however because they smelled unpleasant to me. In addition, they were not sealed so I could smell them. Also, I really do not want sex to smell like cherry passion fruit.

I have to say I was very surprised at the large selection of lube available at Target. I would think that there would only be KY and Astroglide.

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Ava went to trivia

Ava has missed her Daddy.

Pretty Flower in our yard.

Ava figuring out the screen

Cute baby

We got third place at trivia.

Another awful reality TV show

I love money.

The sad thing is I will probably watch it.

Reality TV

Did you know there are 20 seasons of the Real World?

16 seasons of Survivor?

12 seasons of the Bachelor?

3 seasons of Flavor of Love?

2 seasons of Rock of Love?

I mean, I like a lot of reality TV, like Top Chef and Project Runway. There was a reality interior decorator show, Top Design that was just crap. Also, there was a hair cut show, Sheer Genius that was major crap.

They should do a reality show on the making of reality show.

How real would that be?

I joined Facebook

I joined Facebook because my sister wanted me to.

These social networking sites are silly. Whatever happened to actually meeting people?

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Ava carrying things around

I carry my lotion bottle

I like my purse

Dog Food

Ava likes dog food. Lola is very distressed by this. I am too.

Funny Photo

I was cleaning out some pictures and found this. How funny is this?

Monday, April 21, 2008

Active Ava

Keeping up with a fourteen month old is exhausting.

I am not exhausting.

Doing Baby Yoga.

Yoga is cool!

Sunday, April 20, 2008

Nice weekend

Ava finally napping.

Pot Roast, it's what's for dinner.

Ava liked pot roast.

I had a very nice weekend with my family.

Napless Ava

Ava just decided to take her nap now. FIVE HOURS after she normally does.

Happy 420

It's five days after tax day.

Saturday, April 19, 2008

Ava walks down the hall

Ava has been practicing very hard for the last two weeks at walking. Also, I did not insist on the accessories. She did.

Remote Comparison

April 19, 2008

Taken March 5, 2008

Taken January 25, 2008

Taken December 25, 2007.

Taken November 20, 2007

October 16, 2007

September 16, 2007

August 9, 2007

July 18, 2007

June 8, 2007

April 17, 2007

March 15, 2007

Listening and Thinking

Yohboh is giving Ava a bath and she is gurgling with laughter.

Contentment is a nice thing.

A nice day

It was a very nice day today. Yohboh, Ava and I had lunch with his parents. Then we went to Home Depot and bought stuff to plant. Then we planted it.

Ava with her Grandma

At Home Depot. Where she is famous.

Yohboh made Caesar Salad all the way back from eggs and anchovy paste. It was mighty fine.

Friday, April 18, 2008

Ava the cold

Behold how my mother dressed her. It was 82 degrees today.

I am cold!


Steak makes me hack.