Friday, February 29, 2008

Flickr rocks my world

I use flickr to post my photos.

I love to find the weird sets.

Like these:
Your camera collection
The Camerapedia
Camera Cemetery
Korean Food

Pur Water Pur BULLSHIT!

I just received an email about how I can use a coupon and Proctor and Gamble will give free fresh drinking water to people who would not have it.

Proctor and Gamble is a 76 billion dollar company.


This is what 76 billion looks like - $76,000,000,000

Why do I need to help a multi billion dollar corporation do their good works? How does me saving fifty cents on Tide help an underdeveloped nation get fresh drinking water? I think that the amount of money it cost Proctor and Gamble to create the plan, the website, the coupons, and execute the plan, the website and the coupons would have been used to make the fresh drinking water initiative happen.

Is common sense out the window?

Or is the obvious simply invisible?

My back is killing me

Ava has officially reached a weight that hurts my back again.


Tasty Patty Melt Yohboh made for breakfast.


What! A photo of food before me?


No one cares about food. IT IS ALL ABOUT ME!
Except for this yummy tangerine slice.

A serving of humble pie

I was thinking that I was getting the hang of this motherhood thing when Ava just peed on me.

Thursday, February 28, 2008

Ava One Year Ago Today


Yeah, I know. Babies change fast.

A bit off

Ava is not her happy go lucky always moving self.


I am not myself.


Who am I?

134 Pound Bruger

Seriously?

Seriously.

Food Allergies

Ava has a rash on her back.

I think it is from food allergies.

So no more cottage cheese and eggs for her.

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

When do you feel like a grown up?

I asked yohboh this today.

He said the typical marriage, mortgage, cars but later came up with a much better answer.

It is when you realize that you will never be James Bond.

Maturing Ava


Ava is reading Parents magazine to see how Mama and Daddy are doing it wrong.


Ava with a bottle of bub

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Yohboh's new favorite song



Bitch, you ride da Marta bus

Ava's favorite toy

When we went to the symphony, we got these cheap plastic beads. Ava LOVES them. Hundreds of dollars of toys and books and the kid likes free BEADS!


How Ava fell asleep last night.


Don't I look pretty?


Pretty Ava.

Foods in a Tube

There are many foods in a tube

Yogurt in a tube
Applesauce in a tube
Pudding in a tube This is an old link, may not be around anymore

So I was thinking of other things in a tube that would be good:
Peanut butter in a tube
Oatmeal in a tube
Cream Cheese in a tube
Grits in a tube
Milk in a tube

I just like to type tube. :P

Monday, February 25, 2008

Jimmy Kimmel and Ben Affleck



My favorite cameo is McLovin.

Ava went to the toy store


The toy store in question


Ava had many choices


Many choices


She felt satisfied with her choices and expressed herself at lunch.

Conversation, continued

Minjenah: Are you wearing the socks you wore yesterday?
Yohboh: Only for you, honey.

Sunday, February 24, 2008

Conversation

Minjenah: Your feet stink
Yohboh: Is that a hint?
Minjenah: No, your feet stink.
Yohboh: Well I have been on them all day, in rubber shoes.
Minjenah: Maybe you should change your socks.
Yohboh: Why would I do that?
Minjenah: Because your feet stink.

Ava had another playdate


Today Ava's playdate was with H. The tent is his sixth birthday gift.


N. cannot get over how big Ava is.


H. and Ava playing. He is so good with her.


More playing.


Cheeky E. made her appearance.

Post Number 1234

You know you are really tired when you complain about it at noon.

After two cups of coffee.

Saturday, February 23, 2008

Ava had another play date


I told Mama I wanted another play date.


I only play with Mama.


I need to be around kids.


This is Caleb. He is my play date.


Caleb feels his feet mock him.


Caleb and his grandpop.


This is gentle Link.


I played with Caleb and his mama.


They were fun.

Iron Chef Lesbian

Do you know how I figured out Cat Cora is a lesbian?

Parent's Magazine.

Friday, February 22, 2008

Ava had a play date


I was so happy about my play date


It will be fun!


S. and I had so much fun. She even said bye to me!

Thursday, February 21, 2008

Ava wears a new hat


Mama has a selection of weird hats. Have you ever seen her wear one?


DBW and I walking.


Daddy and Me

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Human Nature


Express yourself. Don't repress yourself.



I'm not sorry.


It's human nature.


I'm not your bitch. Don't put your shit on me.

My most popular photo EVER


CLEAVAGE
Originally uploaded by minjenah

I have 17,816 views on my flickr.

Over 11,000 are this photo.

Over 45 people a day look at this.

My friend N. is such a fucking hottie.

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Steak and BJ Day

Steak and BJ Day

Or for Yohboh, pretty darn frequently.

Sephora and other unrelated items

Did you know you can spell Oprah with the letters in Sephora?

My car is overheating. I am really annoyed at it for doing so. The whole point of Hondas is that they are supposed to be so reliable.

What do you do with underwear that is brand new but you have no desire to wear?

One year checkup


I am a bad ass with messy hair!


I am a bad ass with neat hair!

Ava had her one year check up. She is 25 pounds and ten ounces.
She got five shots. She bled a bit.

SHE WAS SO PISSED!

Monday, February 18, 2008

Wanna see something amazing?


This is what Ava looked like one year ago today.

Stand!


Stand in the place where you live. Now face north.


Think about direction, wonder why you haven't before.


Lola hates REM. She is in camo! Do you see her?

Ungrateful Beyotch, c'est moi

Someone (not yohboh) gave me some underwear for Valentine's Day.

They are the biggest underwear I have ever seen. I mean, WOW!

See below:



They are as big as the back of the chair!

Sunday, February 17, 2008

Bad Mommy

So I was nursing the baby to sleep and Ava bit me HARD. So hard my nipple is hurting from the motion of me typing this. So I yelped and said very sternly, NO AVA DO NOT BITE MOMMY.

She burst into tears.

Hardening my heart to that face is going to be hard.

Cheeky E

My mother got Ava this.


Cheeky E in the house!


Put Ya hood up!

All the condiments in a row