Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Happy Halloween

We went trick or treating around the neighborhood. H. went with us. He was being five so we did not go to the mall after the neighborhood.

This outfit blows!

In Ma Pink Stroller

My neighbors holding the Dick Cheney Pumpkin.

H. as a gorilla spiderman.

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Things that were interesting during my surfing

Pennies cleaned by hot sauce.

100 photos that changed the world

Ava went to Grandma's office

I am very nice to my mother in law.

I took Ava to her office.

Ava, with the Hatchet of Death.

Close up of my cutie.


So becoming a mother makes you protective and crazy. It also makes you very empathetic to the world around you.

This story on 60 minutes made me sad and happy. There are six month olds who weighed less than Ava when she was born. Also, when the mothers come out of nowhere to get the plumpynut for their children makes me sad and happy. All over the world, all mothers want is their babies healthy and happy.


Monday, October 29, 2007

The difference between my family and yours

I was watching Eat Drink Man Woman. A truly great movie before Ang Lee went all Brokeback. And there is a quote the patriarch says that rang very true.

A family is a family because of worry

My mother always worries. I guess it is the Asian way of love....

Peapod Propaganda

Behold Ava, she is miserable.

Behold the zombies in the propaganda.

Ava has a cold

Ava has a cold.

She has been a bit off.

As a result, I am a colossal bitch.

Ava the Pumpkin

She likes this costume a bit better.

Things to amuse me

Facts of Life and Bongs.

Porn Star or Fox News Anchor?

Mondays suck

My period started.

Yohboh is afraid to speak to me because of the previous statement.

Fucking hormones.

I hate mornings

I have been up for about 45 minutes and I am really ticked about it.

Sunday, October 28, 2007

Introducing the third tooth

Yes she has three of them.

Saturday, October 27, 2007

Ava got a card from Great Grandma

Ava at Grandma's house

Ava with her card

She studies it.

Friday, October 26, 2007

Ava went to Macaroni Grill

I normally hate chain restaurants. Macaroni Grill is the exception.

Mommy and I went out to eat.

It is a place called Macaroni Grill. That is a stupid name. Who grills macaroni?

Cheerios are a perfect food.

The menu is very good at Macaroni Grill.

Thursday, October 25, 2007

More Faces

I'm a Hustla Baby

I just want ya to know

It's not where I been

But where Ima bout to go.

Awful Dream

I had an awful dream that my mother cut my baby's hair.


Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Ava makes faces

Please notice how she claps her hands at the end.

Some of Ava's Faces

Wanna see some faces?

I call this one Blue Steel meets Le Tigre.

I call this one I just made a boom boom.

Smell the boom boom waft through the air!

Daddy and I playing.

Ava is Minjenah's Kid

Ava is obsessed with shoes. As in, she crawls towards them and inspects them.

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Can't Stop Sneezing

I am trying to bust out!

I am trying to bust out!

Cool Cakes

This guy's cakes are much better than the Food Network guys cakes. Does anyone really think that a reality show on cakes would be interesting? I mean I LOVE cake and it is boring as shit.

Monday, October 22, 2007

People who I think look alike

Mark Sessoms and Greg Grunberg and Jordan Knight

Ava the peapod

She did not like it.

If I was a rich woman I would get Yohboh this

If I was a rich woman I would get Yohboh this.

Yeah, I would.

I could probably make it better though......

Ava makes her own hell

So I come back from a quick trip to the potty and Ava has the TV remote. She has been chewing on it and has turned the volume of the TV to the loudest it can be. She is crying because this hurts her ears.

I turn off the TV and then Ava cries because the box is not making pretty lights.

Sunday, October 21, 2007

Ava went to Grandma's

Karen actually cooked for the second time since I have known her.

With Grandma

With DBW

Cute face

Cuter face

Cute face

Looks like Daddy

Definitely looks like Daddy

In my pregnancy sweatshirt


In da crib

Getting kisses from her daddy

Climbing the Mommy mountian

Saturday, October 20, 2007


Did you know you can get fucked up on nutmeg?

Friday, October 19, 2007

Baby in Red

I look good in red, yes?

Stick my tongue out!

Nature Special Moment


Thursday, October 18, 2007

Ava with flat hair

Her hair is wet. That is why it is so flat.

Remote Comparison

October 16, 2007

September 16, 2007

August 9, 2007

July 18, 2007

June 8, 2007

April 17

March 15