Saturday, March 31, 2007

The Durty Baby Whisperer


The Durty Baby Whisperer strikes again!

Something I DO NOT miss about being pregnant

The last few weeks of pregnancy, my belly was huge. It was so huge, it was a challenge to put on pants. I ended up putting my legs ninety degrees to each other to put my pants on. Imagine the acrobatics involved in this exercise.

Ava Da Rock Star


Ava in bling bling


Flavor Flav


Elton John

Friday, March 30, 2007

Stinky, this one is for you


Ava is smiling.
My baby smiles.
It is like sunlight and joy.


A haiku.

Here We Go


Y'all want this party started? Right?



Y'all want this party started ... quickly! Right?



Ava is over partying. Notice her Hello Kitty sunglasses.

Blimp

Just now, Lola started barking. It is the "danger, Will Robinson, danger" bark. I looked out and saw nothing. No cats, people, Fedex guys. I looked up. There was a blimp overhead. Lola protects us from blimps.

Good Dog.

Armpit Head

Last night, yohboh decided to put Ava next to him while sleeping. He was not wearing a shirt and she was nestled under his armpit. This morning, when I kissed her little face I got a whiff of Daddy's B.O.

Armpit Head

Broken Glass

Last night, the wind was so strong that our patio table was knocked over. The sheet of glass that is on top of it broke into about a million pieces. Yohboh cleaned it up before the wind kicked it up.

Yohboh used the shop vac.

Thursday, March 29, 2007

Twins and Hospitality


Can you tell the difference? Exact same arm placement.



Y'all come back now ya hear?

Melancholy Drunk

My baby now wears size two diapers.

I began to tear up about this, and yohboh called me a melancholy drunk.

Designer Ava


Ava is wearing a lovely spring dress with matching knickers from the Ralph Lauren 2006 Spring collection. I had to put it on before Ava outgrew it.

This Face


This face has many names:
Fussybudget
McFussy
McScreamy
Mc-Please-Stop-Crying

This face makes Minjenah
Break out in a sweat
Boobs start to FLOOD
Give Ava whatever Ava wants.

Fortunately, she mainly wants boob milk.


Also, Ava is rocking a mullet.

Lola and Ava

Lola gave Ava kisses today.

I would have taken a picture, but Lola is scared of the camera.

Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Superdad and the Hair Twister


It's a bird!
It's a plane!
It's Superdad!
Able to change a poopy diaper with a single wipe.
Actually, Yohboh is wearing the infant carrier.


She twists her hair when she is thinking.

Shocked


Ava observes her feet for the first time

Evil Mastermind


I alone possess the power of the DAHHHK SIDE.

MU WAHH WAAH WAAAAH

Temper


Looks like she is about to say "No, I don't THINK so."

My cutie


She makes little fists when she sleeps


Oooh



Thoughtful and Pretty

Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Sad

I am sad.

Ava has outgrown her 0-3 month clothes.

Already.

At six weeks old.

Monday, March 26, 2007

Something that makes Ava vomit

Ava vomits when Mommy washes her hair. Ava does not like Mommy's hair to smell like anything but sour milk.

Ava in new outfits and What I Had for Dinner


Mommy's dinner


Ava in a Kung Fu Shirt



My mother has tried unsuccessfully to tame her hair. It sticks up all over the place, like Daddy's. Also, her face looks like Blue Steel.


Ava in a wifebeater.

My FOUR HUNDREDTH post

Ava is thirteen pounds one ounce.

At six weeks old.

She wears SHORTS


She likes short shorts. She wears short shorts.


Whatyoutalkinbout mommy? (think Arnold, Different Strokes)

Sunday, March 25, 2007

Ava the adorable


Whazzup?


THANK YOU DETROIT AND GOOD NIGHT!

Frustrated

I wish I would fucking heal already. I still have problems where Dr. Roid jammed me in the back so sometimes holding my baby cannot happen.

Beer and Sex or Sex and Beer

I have found that drinking one beer increases milk production and helps the baby sleep.

I drink the beer, breastfeed and she sleeps for six hours.

Yohboh and I had sex for the first time since I delivered. I was dreading it, but it was quite nice. The reason I was dreading it was during my exam this week the freaking speculum hurt so bad, I cried.

More moods


Bird Like



Fists and Bows



Teddy



Rock Star

Saturday, March 24, 2007

Ava smiles in her sleep


See Stinky, she does too smile

Hippie Ava

As a tribute to her hippie side




WAAAAAAAAAAAAH

I went to bed after Yohboh and I am up earlier than he is.

I am going to go back to sleep.

I hope yohboh takes care of the baby for a few hours so I can get sleep.

I remember what Rebecca Wells said in Divine Secrets of Ya-Ya Sisterhood. "I crave sleep, it is like warm French bread"

I too crave sleep, it is like my idea of dark chocolate truffles.

Friday, March 23, 2007

Strike a pose


Looking smug and bundled, reminds me of Angelina Jolie, for some reason


Daddy burping Ava

How Ava slept last night


On daddy

Thursday, March 22, 2007

A Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, there was a little baby named Ava. She was a well loved baby, but she was cranky.


Cranky Ava

One day, a magical figure came into Cranky Ava's world. He was the Durty Baby Whisperer.

Durty Baby Whisperer

Ava no longer was cranky and slept peacefully.

Ava, who looks like Elvis, sleeping.

The End

Ava in the King Sized Bed


She has taken over

Wednesday, March 21, 2007

Links I just read

Ewww, I am all for the environment but I will NEVER give up this.

Yohboh name ten more than I did so I am pissed.

A hundred years ago, did they have toilet paper?

I played this game for an hour as opposed to napping. Addicting.

Snorted with laughter, I did.

More of Ava's Moods


Man Seh


Bubbles


Daddy's Hand, Ava's foot


Do NOT Fuck with Me face


Big Eyes

Activist Ava


Fight the power

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Sweet Face


About to cry


MOM! Quit taking my picture!