Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Your Game Face

Everyone has an image that we present to the masses. I call it the game face. It is who we are with some of the the things that make us us with the volume turned up and some muted. We do this so we don't seem crazy or unstable.

Then you get married. It is astonishing how much my husband knows about me. It is disconcerting and comforting all at the same time. I never realized that my true face could be so appealing to someone else.

Sunday, October 29, 2006

Sign of the Times

It is a significant point when you change the sheets on your bed from summer cotton to heavyweight flannel.

Saturday, October 28, 2006

Damn Hormones

I was watching the Chronicles of Narnia and I got upset that someone was not there to watch the children.

Thursday, October 26, 2006

Weird new pregnant things

Leg cramps that go away when I drink some water
Ears popping
A craving for tonic water

Tuesday, October 24, 2006

My Tuesday Night

I made a pot roast.

And an applesauce spice cake

My two big loves are unconcious (or at least in bed):

Things I intend to eat after I give birth

Sushi including:
Toro
Nigiri Salmon
Yummy Roe

Strong Coffee, leaded

Mt. Tam cheese, A whole round

The crap candy

Halloween is upon us. Which means, for me at least, giant bags of candy. And I never want just one kind of candy. I want the assortment. Have you ever noticed that an assortment has one candy that is a dud?

For instance, I recently got a mix of Almond Joy, Kit Kat, Take 5 and Hershey's Kissables. The crap one is the kissables.

Saturday, October 21, 2006

Well this is what I think

I will name my child:
Ava Jin Kye-Smith.

Opinions?

Friday, October 20, 2006

Disconcerting

It is very disconcerting when you are having sex with your husband and your baby decides to make her little presence known.

I think in my head, I always had the thought: MOMS DON'T HAVE ORGASMS

Thursday, October 19, 2006

Heartburn

I have had heartburn for about four months.

Damn annoying.

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

My dog has no damn sense

Lola:

Arlo:


These two dogs are spending time together. It has been raining for about 36 hours straight.

ARLO has enough sense to come in from the rain.

Lola does not.

Monday, October 16, 2006

Working

I love working.

I do.

I love the adrenaline rush and stress of it. I am glad I am not doing it now while I am pregnant.

I think working is bad for pregnancy.

Sunday, October 15, 2006

Frustrated

I go to the bathroom every 22 mintues on average.

This means that I cannot go to FREAKIN Target without taking a piss.

I don't think my body is mine anymore.

Friday, October 13, 2006

Jumping the Shark

Jumping the shark is when a TV show began to suck. I am re-wathcing Buffy the Vampire Slayer and I have to say when the shark was jumped is the introduction of Dawn. She was the singlemost annoying character EVER.

I ADORE Grey's Anatomy. I wonder when they will jump the shark?

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Baths and Hair Brushing

Yohboh is looking forward to baths and hair brushing.

I am looking forward to being called Mommy.

The problem with women

Why are women harsher judges of other women then men?

Example:

I had a conversation with a woman about a man who emotionally abandoned his two children. This woman forgave him. But called another woman a whore for doing the same thing.

Think about this: When you meet a widower raising his kid all alone, you feel something. If you meet a single mom, you feel nothing.

WHAT THE FUCK?

Sunday, October 08, 2006

Body Issues

I have body issues. My stomach is the equivalent of LOATHING in my vocabulary. These things have not gone away from pregnancy. I really hate my stomach.

I am really going to try not to pass on these body issues onto my daughter. I do not want to make her think eating cereal and melon all day for months is normal. I want her to have pride in my body.

I have body issues but I am awed how my body is growing a baby.

Friday, October 06, 2006

Multi Tasking

I just sneezed, farted and the miniscus broke.

Thursday, October 05, 2006

Cette une fille

I am having a girl

Monday, October 02, 2006

Disgusted

So now I snore, have aching carpal tunnel and swollen feet.


MEN SHOULD HAVE BABIES