Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Universal Question

Why do men MISS when they pee?

I would understand boys missing but men?

Saturday, September 23, 2006

Apple Pie Friday

To Celebrate the NEW OVEN that my Mom in Law got us- I made three different kinds of apple pie.

They were the following:
Almond Crust Apple Pie Flavored with Brandy
Barefoot Contessa's Apple Pie
Betty Crocker's Apple Pie

I am a baking FOOL

Thursday, September 21, 2006

My first Flu Shot

Well I got my very first flu shot.

It is what pregnant women are supposed to do.

I feel like shite.

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Wedding Anniverary

Yesterday was out two year wedding anniversary.


Saturday, September 16, 2006

Everything happens for a reason

Is this true?

I have always thought it was bullshit, but maybe not.

Friday, September 15, 2006

A Thought

I was watching the Cosby Show and it was the one where Saundra and Eldon have the twins. I started thinking how GREAT it would be to have Dr. Huxtable as my ob/gyn.

Thursday, September 14, 2006


Lately, my yohboh is falling asleep by 6:30.

I am concerned he is sick.

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Day Two of Unemployment

Washed a load of darks
Made bacon and eggs
Made beans and rice
Bought a John Mayer CD (It's okay, not STELLAR)
Took a shower
Mom and Dad dropped by with muscedines and oheekimchi

Monday, September 11, 2006

First Day as an Unemployed Pregnant Woman

This was my day:

Went to the unemployment office
Some douchebag security guard told me that I was parked in the wrong place (It was parking for a bar, but what bar is open at eight AM?)
Applied of unemployment I want a job at the Deparment of Labor-WHAT A CUSHY DEAL
Bought an outstandingly BAD coffee from Caribou
Went to Kroger to buy bacon
Went to Big Lots because I love that place
Came home
Washed all the sheets
Washed the whites
Labeled the different kinds of rice and flour
Made nutmeg muffins from Orangette
Washed all of the roomie's clothes

I am so boring

Here is a cute picture of the KILLER OF MICE ON HEARTWOOD:

Sunday, September 10, 2006

My Last Day at Work

So Friday was my last day at my job. The one with Doug, the greatest boss I ever had. I would have taken a BULLET for that guy. The Doug who left in April and I got a DOUCHEBAG for a boss who was a PUSSY.

Here is my goodbye email:


I want to take this opportunity to say goodbye and that I enjoyed working with all of you. I hope that both companies grow and succeed.

Very rarely have I had the great gift of working with such dedicated, hardworking and kind individuals. With employees such as these, both companies will be recognized as forces in their respective industries.

If any of you would like to keep in touch, my contact information is

Some Email
Some Number

Best Regards,


As always, I am a consummate professional to the douchebag who FIRED ME while I was PREGNANT.

Sunday, September 03, 2006

How it ticks

Sometimes, love is so overwhelming.

It makes no sense that someone out there who did not create you would love you, flawed confusing you. But it happens. Every day.

Sometimes, I think the pople who most deserve to find love are the complete people. The ones that are not flawed and confusing.

But we are ALL flawed and confused and no one, even with love, is ever complete.

The people who find love just acknowledge the flaws and confusion and accept it.

Saturday, September 02, 2006


So last night, before going to bed I was going to turn up the AC. I felt a little tickle around my right foot and looked down. It was a mouse going over my right foot.

I screamed like a girl and Lola came out and KILLED THE THING.

Then I called my husband to dispose of it. Yohboh does not have a cell phone so I was repeatedly calling his friends that were with him.

I called my Father in law to come help me since Yohboh was not responding. Then my idiot father in law, drunk off his ass, wanted to MALICIOUSLY gossip as opposed to come help me. He then called back two times to CONTINUE to gossip about shit he has no idea about since he has never been an adult in his life.

The man who has stolen the following from me:
Toilet Paper

But he won't come help a pregnant woman with a mouse?

That fucker has been written off.

Then Yohboh came home and removed of the mouse carcass in the hall. And put rat poison down.