Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Mint Thinkery

When you eat a mint do you slowly let the mint dissolve on your tongue? Or do you chomp that fucker into dust?

Guess which I do?

Monday, August 28, 2006

Tired

So tired of fighting

So fucking tired

WHEN WILL SOMEONE TAKE CARE OF ME

Sunday, August 27, 2006

The power of my POOP

So I have done "something" to the septic tank.

I poop three-five times a day.

I pee like 32 times a day.

What do you think it is?

Thursday, August 24, 2006

The thoughts of a moody pregnant woman

So I really really am obsessed with Gray's Anatomy.

But it got me thinking, why is it the network world thinks that single people are more interesting than the married? All single people want to find other single people to be with but once that happens, is it boring? Why is showing a deep, gentle and flexible love not deemed worthy by the networks. Especially since it seems so fucking hard to find.

I had a neonatal exam today. Yohboh and I heard the heartbeat. I was moved to tears, yohboh said while holding a Road & Track magazine, "Wow, that is fast"

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Swollen

I feel very swollen.

Like my body is too big for my skin.

I don't like it.

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Soup Recipe

I created a recipe for my Crock Pot and I am sharing it:

Tomato Vegetable Soup

One can condensed tomato soup
One can crushed tomatoes
One 16 oz bag frozen veggies
One pound HOT and SPICY breakfast sausage, browned
Four pinches Oregano
Three pinches Basil
One pinch Cayenne

Put all in a crock pot. Add one can of water (from the soup can)

Put on high for three hours or Low on six.

Sprinkle parmesan cheese on top.

TRY IT STINKY

Embare-assed Pride

So I poop five times a day now. The pregnancy makes my colon work very quickly. I have now clogged the master bathroom toilet. We are down to one toilet and I quake with fear if that one clogs as well.

Yohboh said to me, "In my whole life, I have never had to use the plunger as much as I have since I have been with you."

I was so embarrased.

And yet proud.

Monday, August 21, 2006

Crazy Things I do

I have to drink a lot of water. So I now take a half gallon Thermos, that I NEVER USED and fill it with ice water and drink it throughout the day.

I fill it at LEAST twice a day.

Also, I eat midnight snacks.

Sunday, August 20, 2006

Oh the indignities suffered

This is my dog Lola.














She is photogenic, yes?















Today, it rained. And my little dog likes to play in mud and ended up looking like
this muddy thing.














Yohboh had to hose her off:





























Here is a photo of her














shaking it off. Her eyes look hypnotically blue.

Now she is pouting under the bed. No photos of that because of all the indignities suffered.

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

THE CUTEST CHEESE EVAH

My Bump

What you gonna do with all that bump
All that bump
All that bump
Inside your gut?

I'ma gonna have a kid
have a kid
have a kid
my little baby bump!

Sunday, August 13, 2006

The first purchase of the Maternity Pants

Well folks, I have had to buy maternity pants.

It is my baby bump.

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

12 weeks pregnant

These are the things I have noticed:

1) my tits are HUGE

2) my gut should have its own zip code

3) constant heartburn

4) urination every two hours at night

5) I cry at the drop of a hat

I cannot WAIT to meet the little stinker.

Monday, August 07, 2006

The Dog Whisperer

I love the dog whisperer.

I think Cesar should do a relationship book.

Have a Calm Assertive Energy
Live in the Now, forget about the past and don't worry about your future.
Be your own pack leader.

You know when you are watching bliss when

you see your dog rolling around in the grass.

Sunday, August 06, 2006

I will love my kid

I will love my child as best as I can.

Even if they are gay.

Even if they become a porn star.

Even if they become a gay porn star.

Everything but a republican.

Saturday, August 05, 2006

Tomatoes

This is a 12 inch in diameter bowl full of tomatoes that I picked today from my garden. This is from three plants: One grape and two cherries. I am picking about this many tomatoes every other day. I have made gallons of sauce and gazpacho. Later, I am going to try salsa and bruschetta. I got these three plants at Wal-Mart for 1.69 each.

I think I got my money's worth.

I love summer.

Friday, August 04, 2006

Got a haircut

I had to get a haircut. It looked like shit.

I have a MOM cut.