Saturday, July 29, 2006

Practical Magic

I love this movie. It makes me think about my sister.

I miss my Stinky

Monday, July 24, 2006

Try not to dance

when you hear Rick James Superfreak

ohmigod

I am fat

Tuesday, July 18, 2006

My 34th birthday

Yesterday was my 34th birthday.

I got myself this:



This is a microplane foot file.

IT IS AWESOME!

It was twenty years ago today

One of the major ironies of pregnancy is that my skin looks like it did when I was fourteen. That would be twenty years ago, when I was fourteen.

I went to Target to get the skin remedy I used at that time: Stridex

But there was no Stridex to be found at Target, only Clearasil. I made do and purchased the Clearasil.

That evening, when I wiped one of the waffle textured "cleansing" pads I was tranformed to the age when I hoped to god I would become someone.

Also, those pads sting and they work!

Sunday, July 16, 2006

Observations about my husband

There are certain movies that yohboh can watch OVER and OVER again and they fall into some major categories:

Decapitation
Bank Robberies
High Head Count
Drug Dealer Films


Here are some examples:
Robocop 1, 2, 3
Predator 1, 2, 3
Blade 1, 2, 3
Scarface
Heat
Blow

Saturday, July 15, 2006

Childhood memory

There were two local politicians whose names I distinctly recall:

Pat Swindall
Mitch Skandalkis

Both had to leave office because of ethical concerns.

Weird Crying

I am watching Armageddon and I am crying when Bruce Willis's Character dies.

Now I have watched this movie many times and I have made fun of the following things:

  • The weird teeth they made Ben Affleck wear
  • The whole COME GET PAPA BEAR
  • The dumb animal cracker moment
  • The really stupid camera cuts
  • The Pseudo porn shots of all the hot sweaty men

But I have NEVER cried.


What is it?

This

GRR

So I think the boss is being a douchebag. DOUCHEBAG. As in, make me work but knowing there is no point since all the work I do will amount to nothing.

Also I think my husband is being selfish little shit. I loaded the diswasher and cleaned the kitchen. WTF?

Thursday, July 13, 2006

Pregnancy Observations

1) My boobs are bigger

2) I poop A LOT like four times a day

3) I drink a lot of water

4) I am always tired

5) My thighs touch

6) Morning Sickness can happen all damn day

7) My fingers have swollen up like sausages

My baby is due February 18, 2007

Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Back from Vacation

Picture it: Bolongo Bay at St. Thomas.

This is what we did:
Paint
Caulk
Sweat

Sunday, July 02, 2006

Sleepy and I went swimming

So I am super tired. I went bowling with the boys til four AM. SO CANNOT DO THAT ANYMORE!

Also, had the pool party.

Saturday, July 01, 2006

Regression

Okay so I still sing this

However, I did not know it was the Pointer Sisters!

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