Wednesday, June 28, 2006

My main goal

I really want to be a good mother. I don't want my childern to hate me. These seem like easy goals but then you have to realize I am a rather dour person and think the worst most destructive thoughts. (Long run on sentence)

I want happy children who will not end up in jail.

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Behold the power of Folic Acid

I have had three glasses of OJ today I will be having a healthy baby!

Monday, June 26, 2006

My YOHBOH ROCKS

So I had a dead battery and I had a noon meeting. Yohboh came to the office and put a NEW BATTERY in my car.

THAT is reason enough to advocate marriage.

I love my yohboh.


So my hormones are kerplewie?

Sunday, June 25, 2006

HRM

I am pregnant but I know nothing else.

Yohboh wanted to tell everybody before the facts were straight.

If we can't agree on this part, what will raising a family be like?

Thursday, June 22, 2006

Milk

I have never been a big milk drinker. I know I had friends who drank milk with every one of their meals. My family had a community cup of water at dinner.

Now I am a milk drinker.

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

OH SHIT

I am a little freaked right now.

More details to come

Wrong Things

Forced Carnal Knowledge is so wrong.

It makes me so angry.

The greatest society would protect the weakest. That is strength.

Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Urgh

Either I am having a doozy of a period or my ovaries hate me.

Sunday, June 18, 2006

My Alone Time

I like to cook alone.

Since I have been married, I do not get to enjoy this delicious little pleasure nearly enough.

I DO NOT WANT HELP IN THE KITCHEN.

I like to do things by myself.

Thursday, June 15, 2006

I am so fucking GIDDY

I got this:

Hello Kitty I POD Speaker Dock

Fresca

What a delious and refreshing beverage. I think it tastes like fizzy grapefruit juice.

I love all diet soda.

Monday, June 12, 2006

Things that make me bitter and other things that make me happy

Bitter: husbands who get to sleep late because they are not working

Happy: All SEVEN seasons of Buffy on DVD.

Saturday, June 03, 2006

Saturdays

need to be all week long