Sunday, April 30, 2006

My Favorite Sex

My favorite sex is Sunday night sex during the late local news.

When my husband and I first got together, this was our standing fuck date. I was busily falling in love with a guy who I thought I was using for sex. Those Sunday sexes make me think of this song.

Nowadays, Yohboh falls asleep before the late local news.

But I still think about how I loved Sunday nights...

Silly hats

I look drunk and yohboh looks resigned.


Harrison called these hats silly. Yohboh HATES these hats but he puts up with them.

I am not drunk in the photo, just tired.

Saturday, April 29, 2006

REALLY PMSy

I threw a swordfish at yohboh.

Thursday, April 27, 2006

A thought

The 25th marked my one year anniversary at my job.

Things have been rough, with my old boss leaving and a lot of crazy transition, but I have to say this:

I do not work for an ugly, obese, uneducated, stupid and ignorant but thought she was smart black woman or an ugly, obese, overeducated, stupid, spoiled Belgian woman.

And all the tension has lifted being reminded of how much I fucking hated working for the fat European Scarlett and her incompetent Nanny.

Thank GOD!

Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Things I Worry About

1)My credit rating
2)Money
3)Whether or not I will be a good mother
4)If I am infertile
5)My weight

Monday, April 24, 2006

Something I find BRILLIANT

Yogurt with FIBER in it!

MORE WAYS TO POOP!

FYI

Uber horny has now passed.

If anyone was innarested.

Sunday, April 23, 2006

Seperated at birth

I think the lead singer of the Psychedlic Furs and Gary Oldman are the same person.

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Hmm

So I am in this UBER horny stage.

Yohboh has no interest in this said stage.

IRONY

Friday, April 14, 2006

Why I really liked my old boss.

My old boss is leaving on Monday. He was the best boss I had. He pushed me to work better. No boss have ever done that. He had NO ego. He never took credit for my work. Also, some nice guns.

Amelie

I was re-watching Amelie.

This is such a cute movie.

Audrey Tatou lives in this supersaturated France that is perennially Spring. She has these big dark eyes and a penis haircut.

Sunday, April 09, 2006

Work and Home DRAMA

So my boss is leaving to run another division of the company I work for. I LOVE this guy. He is by far, the best boss I have ever had. I am SAD about this, but I know he will KICK ASS in his new role, but I just have always wanted a good boss and it hard to give him up.

Apparently, my sister and mom sahwoh. I think that it is silly.

Also, my dad may be sick. He was NOT supposed to eat spicy food but he had some Cholula with dinner. DO NOT BE UPSET STINKYE! He snuck it by me!

Also- I had this AWFUL dream I was infertile.

Neurosis- thy name is minjenah.

Thursday, April 06, 2006

Hip Pain

It's weird that my left hip hurts.

The internet can be quite evil.

Hypochondriacs UNITE!

Sunday, April 02, 2006

The Mingria

The Mingria
I have created another beverage.


It is One Part Orance Cognac, One Part regular Cognac and two parts Red Fizzy Wine (Lambrusca)

Saturday, April 01, 2006

My Neighbor Totoro

Is this not the CUTEST movie?

I want a Cat bus.