Thursday, March 30, 2006

Another Funny Hong Kong sign



Actually, this was in Macau.

Flying over Atlanta

I noticed new construction, with freshly dug Georgia clay, looking like old blood rising.

Weird and poetic

Tuesday, March 28, 2006

One of my favorite quotes

Have you noticed that most people who are against abortion are people you wouldn't want to f*** in the first place? Conservatives are physically unattractive and morally inconsistent. They're obsessed with fetuses from conception to nine months, but after that they have no interest in you. None. No day care, no Head Start, no school lunch, no food stamps, no welfare, no nothin'. If you're preborn, you're fine; if you're preschool, you're f***ed.
Once you leave the womb, conservatives don't care about you until you reach military age. Then you're just what they're looking for. Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers.
Pro-life. How can they be pro-life when they're killing doctors? What sort of moral philosophy is that? "We'll do anything to save a fetus, but we might have to kill it later on if it grows up to be a doctor"? They're not pro-life; they're antiwoman. They believe a woman's primary role is to function as a brood mare for the States. If they think a fetus is more important than a woman, they should try getting a fetus to wash the shit stains out of their underwear. For no pay.
Pro-life. You don't see many white, antiabortion women volunteering to have black fetuses transplanted into their uteruses, do you? No. You don't see them adopting any crack babies, do you? No, that's something Jesus would do.
-George Carlin

YOU FAT BECAUSE YOU OLD

When I was in Hong Kong, I got a 45 minute massage. My sister was with me as well. My sister asks one of the masseuses which one was older. He guessed me. When asked how he knew, he replied, " YOU FAT BECAUSE YOU'RE OLD"

He did not get a tip.

Sunday, March 26, 2006

LOLA NEEDS A PATCH

This poor girl needs help


My dog is smoking again. Apparently, when I went away for mes vacances, mon chien went beserk and the only thing to calm her down is a smoke.

Saturday, March 25, 2006

Funny Signage in Hong Kong


Apparently SARS has nothing on Kimchee


I like the spitting picture


Vehicles are quite clearly more important than pedestrians.

Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Hong Kong Observation

Hong Kong has this thing called "The Escalator". It is in escalator that goes all the way up the Hong Kong big mountian, whose name I have forgotten. It does NOT have an escalator that goes down.

Whimper. My feet hurt.

Saturday, March 18, 2006

Shao Lin Fai

This means "Steamed Broccoli".

I ate Dragon Fruit twice in the last 24 hours.

I miss my yohboh.

Thursday, March 16, 2006

Still Jet Lagged but Okay

The thing that is really interesting about being in Asia is that I do not feel home. I walk around the city without any feeling of "These are my Peeps". I feel this fascination at this bustling city that smells of curry and brine, but no connection to the people. Well, I have this rabid fascination with the fashion of shorts and boots that is rampant here. It's odd, I never feel connected where I am, really.

The other surprising thing about this trip is how much I miss my Yohboh. His smell and his warmth and the touching. He is so hooked up with my sister. She got him a free hotel room for his spring training trip. Looks like things are coming up yohboh.

I am wiped out, and feel slimy. This city has a film that has settled on me. I do not know if it is pollution and the smog, but it is like it is in my pores. I went to get a visa to go to China. I am getting suits made. YAY! Although I am so damn fat now, but oh, well. I have to get better clothes.

It is twelve hours different. Damn tired and confused. I don't think I could live in a city like this. Me, I like my quiet and space.

Wednesday, March 15, 2006

In Hong Kong

I am in Hong Kong

I have not slept in 40 hours.

Will go to bed.

Stinky's apartment is TINY (500 sqaure feet)

Monday, March 13, 2006

Sunday, March 12, 2006

I spent 96 dollars on food

96 dollars worth of food

These are all my sister's requests for food.

The drink I made

I am a great creator of cocktails. This one is called the Min TWO:
The MIN TWO

This tasty concoction contains the juice of two blood oranges and Stoli Vodka, shaken until ice crystals appear on the shaker.

DELISH!

Saturday, March 11, 2006

Scary

So I was googling Fellini's Pizza and found a link to a girl who also went to Tech. The girl provided her name and I found out where she worked, where she lives, HER PHONE NUMBER and her last three boyfriends.

MY ADVICE TO ALL OF YOU: BE CAREFUL.

I found all this in less than ten minutes. And I am no expert.

Friday, March 10, 2006

Butter Rapture

In praise of butter:

You are so yummy
and like a little black dress, you go with everything.
I like you salty and sweet
with muffins or with meat

I like you fancy like plugra all uppity and French
I like you plain like the little Land O 'Lakes pre made pat
O Butter, you are the best
Even with all your saturated fat.

Wednesday, March 08, 2006

I cried when I read this

I discovered this post.

Flea is motherfucking amazing.

Long shitty fucking day


Lola, looking if terror and FEAR at the camera

I am so glad it is over.

Monday, March 06, 2006

Being a very goal oriented person

My New Year's Resolution is to get knocked up.

I had a little setback today.

I got my period.

Sunday, March 05, 2006

Observation

No one gives themselves a better pat on the back than Hollywood.

It's like a big jerk off circle where they all cream the golden statue.

Saturday, March 04, 2006

Yohboh is so happy

Why is my yohboh so happy?





This man is hanging out with him!

Friday, March 03, 2006

My head hurts

and I am over caffeinated.

But it is FRIDAY and I JUST GOT PAID

Thursday, March 02, 2006

What I am giving up for Lent

Eating pussy

Yohboh is giving up this.


HAHAHAHAHAHA

A point in my marriage

So I am pulling my pubes out while watching TV and I pull out a long one that HURT. It had a long bulb on it, tipped in blood. I show it to yohboh who comments that it is a big bulb and that it was a long pube.

I married a man who appreciates a long hair with a blood tipped bulb.

I have no idea if this is a high point or a low point but it is COMPLETELY noteworthy.

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Singing in Crate & Barrel

I was mindlessly browsing in Crate and Barrel when I caught myself singing along to the music. Has anyone besides me done this?

It was When Smoky Sings by ABC.

After that they played Erasure STOP!