Wednesday, January 16, 2019


It is so much harder dealing with your children's disappointments rather than my own.

Tuesday, January 08, 2019


I am grateful for cooking shows


Timing is important in life.

Sunday, January 06, 2019

Deep Dive

Abandoned Southeast is fascinating.

Monday, October 01, 2018


I am fresh out of fucks to give.
I go to Sprouts to get cheap avocado (two for a dollar!).
I am wearing my Nasty Woman Unite shirt.
The guy behind me is wearing a MAGA hat and says loudly but not to me he is sure glad that bitch Hilary did not win.  That the country is so much better now that people know their place.
He is trying to bait me.
I turn to him and tell him, as sweetly as I can, "I think your penis is very big, sir."
I pay for my four avocados,
He is just standing there, surprised, I guess.
I ask gently, "Have you not heard that before, sir?"
I took my groceries and went on my merry way.

I heard him yell, BITCH. 
But surely, he would not insult a woman who spoke so glowingly about his penis, right?

Wednesday, September 26, 2018


Chuy is talking to me wearing only bottoms and pinching her nipples.

Me: What are you doing?

Chuy: Pinching my nipples!

Me:  Why are you doing that?

Chuy:  It feels good in a weird way.

Sunday, September 23, 2018

Our Song

Friday, August 24, 2018

Kendrick Lamar

If I didn't ride blade on curb, would you still (love me)
If I made up my mind at work, would you still (love me)
Keep it a hundred, I’d rather you trust me than to (love me)
Keep it a whole one hund', don't got you I got nothing

Monday, August 13, 2018

Came to me in a dream

Scientists theorize that an asteroid hit earth and killed dinosaurs 65 million years ago.

I had a thought that this asteroid screwed with the orbit of the earth 65 million years ago and that it has been self-correcting ever since. 

And that global warming is the earth self correcting to make itself a place that is hospitable to dinosaurs and not humans.

Sunday, July 15, 2018