Sunday, July 15, 2018

Wednesday, July 11, 2018

Random Things

I cannot shake something stupid that happened during intermission at Hamilton. 
G6, G11, and I high tailed it to the bathroom.
G11 was to my left and I was holding G6's hand on the right.  The theater that was showing Hamilton is very old, so the bathrooms are downstairs.
The ushers were leading people who needed to go down the right stairs and people to were done going up the left.
There was some confusion as to where to go and this large older man did not see G6 and tried to take up the space that she was in.
He felt resistance to her presence and shoved her onto me.  G6 fell onto me and I caught her.  I turned around and yelled, "CHILD ASSHOLE!" and without thinking poked him in his fat rolls, hard  (On a side note, I do this to my husband jokingly as he lovingly strokes my double chin).
He was offended that I touched him and told me so.
I told him not to touch my child again and he should really apologize, you know for knocking her down.
His wife made him do so and the family that was behind them told me GOOD FOR YOU MAMA.  The biggest irony was that it was not like he went anywhere, he was still behind me and was shooting me evil looks because I had the audacity to touch him when he knocked my kid down.  His wife apologized in the bathroom and complimented me on my daughters.
The family behind him who said GOOD FOR YOU MAMA talked shit the whole time.  Like "Can you believe this fool knocked down that pretty girl?" stuff.
I think the thing I cannot shake is that if it had been my husband, this would never have happened.  And why was he so pissed I poked him?  He just knocked down my kid???!!!???
Am I supposed to apologize, like sorry, how dare my kid TAKE UP SPACE?

Tuesday, July 03, 2018

Cool Thing

We went to see Hamilton

496

Sunday, May 13, 2018

True Love

Chuy let kidlet have her favorite stuffed animal for her field trip to Jekyll Island.

If that is not true love I do not know what it is.

Saturday, May 12, 2018

Race in America

Never forget you are not white because someone will always be there to remind you.

Tuesday, May 08, 2018

Context Clues

Chuy figured out what context clues meant by using context clues.

Monday, April 30, 2018

Glass Ceilings

I never want to break a glass ceiling because then the broken shards of glass will cover the other people on the way up.

How about we skillfully surgically cut them out?

Saturday, April 28, 2018

Chuyism

Mommy I cannot answer your question because I am partially asleep.

Thursday, April 19, 2018

In the last calendar year

Bus Strike
Water Main Break
Snow Days
Football games
Hurricane Days
Bridge Collapses