Tuesday, September 03, 2019

Had a thought

Two imperfect people in love in an imperfect world makes them and the world a little more perfect.

Tuesday, August 27, 2019


Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps. Emo Phillips

Saturday, August 10, 2019

My Photogenic Dog


Thursday, August 08, 2019

Amusing Myself

Whiskey is so effing cute.
 On our walk today, she tried to stick her nose in a fire anthill.
 I stopped her and as soon as she found another one, she tried to stick her nose in it again!
 And I said this, "Whiskey, your grandfather (referring to my DAD) is very allergic to fire ants and I do not know if you are too!"
 I stopped and started laughing at myself.

No one amuses me like me.

Monday, August 05, 2019

First Day of School


Tuesday, July 30, 2019


I have watched this a LOT

Tuesday, July 02, 2019

Cinnamon Toast Crunch

My kids are at a camp that provides breakfast and lunch.  In the morning, they get some cereal, milk, and fruit.  The cereal is the sugary stuff I never buy but secretly love.  G7 asked what my favorite cereal was.  I told her Cinnamon Toast Crunch, but I never buy it.  She brought this home for me because another kid did not want his.

Saturday, June 08, 2019

Meet Whiskey

Friday, May 31, 2019

Weird Morning

OMFG- I try to get up at 6:30 to do my gardening. I do this because special needs neighbor is a late riser. I had a late start this morning, I am out at 7:30. It has not rained in 18 days so I like to do a deep watering every few days, especially for the squash. I am doing this when a random man comes walking down the street. He is dressed all in black and wearing a hat that Slash from Guns'n Roses would be proud to wear. Black T-shirt, black jeans, black boots . He is wearing white plastic knee pads, sunglasses. He also is carrying an acoustic guitar and old school gas can. He stops to ask me if the Marshalls live here. I say no. He then compliments my garden and asks if I grow okra. I say no. He then tells me that okra is delicious when cooked in a wok (WTF). He offers to cut my grass. I decline. Then he says he is inspired and puts the gas can on the ground (he is standing in the street) props his foot on the damn thing and proceeds to serenade me. All while I am watering the garden. I ignore him while he sings and plays guitar. Finally, the specials needs neighbor is out. He sees this random man in the street. He gets in his personal space and tries to take the guitar. Random man on the street smacks him. Special needs neighbor runs home. Random man asks, Did you see that? I ignore him and he leaves.
End Scene.
I cannot make this shit up.